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x2yzh9

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Thoughts of Gobbo's?
« on: August 07, 2009, 02:59:10 am »
You know, Goblins must laugh theyre ass off when they kill 5 dwarves and a few days after camping they see the dwarves killing eachother, jumping off ledges, etc. and chuckle evilly as the fortress burns to the ground/floods with magma/floods with water.
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Re: Thoughts of Gobbo's?
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2009, 03:36:57 am »
What, you mean like

"Snang Incestlocked has been ecstatic lately. He watched dwarves behaving like idiots recently."
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Re: Thoughts of Gobbo's?
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2009, 05:18:30 am »
Thoughts of the average goblin, from birth to death.

"Mommy?"
"That demon doesn't play nice :("
"My first invasion, I wonder what we're attacking"
"It looks like just a hill..."
"This hallway looks impressive."
"...Why did those doors clo-OH GOD IT BURNS"
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(Full frontal ones, apparently.  With very short beards.) 

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Re: Thoughts of Gobbo's?
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2009, 06:50:42 pm »
free iron and underwear, decorate the iron furniture with the goblin corpse, sell the underpants for profit.
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Lord Dakoth

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Re: Thoughts of Gobbo's?
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2009, 06:57:29 pm »
Gobbo McGoblin has been happy lately. He sustained major injuries recently. He admired a very fine *Dwarven Adamantine Warhammer* recently. He admired a fine +Goblin Cage+ recently.
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Re: Thoughts of Gobbo's?
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2009, 02:15:30 am »
Quote from: Lord Dakoth on August 08, 2009, 06:57:29 pm
Gobbo McGoblin has been happy lately. He sustained major injuries recently. He admired a very fine *Dwarven Adamantine Warhammer* recently. He admired a fine +Goblin Cage+ recently.
He has flown through the air recently.
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Psychoceramics

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Re: Thoughts of Gobbo's?
« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2009, 02:19:02 am »
He enjoyed being released recently.
He suffered a harsh fall recently.
He was comforted by an adorable kitten.
He was comforted by an adorable kitten.
He was comforted by an adorable kitten.
He was comforted by an adorable kitten.
He was comforted by an adorable kitten.
He was comforted by an adorable kitten.
He was comforted by an adorable kitten.
He was comforted by an adorable kitten.
He was comforted by an adorable kitten.
He was comforted by an adorable kitten.
He was comforted by an adorable kitten.
He sustained major injuries recently.
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Re: Thoughts of Gobbo's?
« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2009, 04:03:55 am »
Quote from: Psychoceramics on August 09, 2009, 02:19:02 am
He enjoyed being released recently.
He suffered a harsh fall recently.
He was comforted by an adorable kitten.
He was comforted by an adorable kitten.
He was comforted by an adorable kitten.
He was comforted by an adorable kitten.
He was comforted by an adorable kitten.
He was comforted by an adorable kitten.
He was comforted by an adorable kitten.
He was comforted by an adorable kitten.
He was comforted by an adorable kitten.
He was comforted by an adorable kitten.
He was comforted by an adorable kitten.
He sustained major injuries recently.

What in gods name are you doing to your Goblins.
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Re: Thoughts of Gobbo's?
« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2009, 08:50:01 am »
KITTEN PIT
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Lord Dakoth

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Re: Thoughts of Gobbo's?
« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2009, 06:31:10 pm »
Quote from: Garfblarn on August 09, 2009, 08:50:01 am
KITTEN PIT

Now that's just plain cruel.
You're only supposed to treat Elven POWs that way.
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