Round 5 of the Nerf TournamentHexed McSlasher, a noble farmer until the day he was afflicted with a terrible curse. He now sees the world as his wheatfield, and everything is prime for the reaping. Lightly armed and decently skilled, he cannot break the curse until his harvest is complete:
Master Squeak, the last soldier remaining from an elite fighting force. It is said that they descended from Martin himself, but all that is known today is that 300 brave mice gave their lives to defend Reachwall from invading Covenant forces. Modestly armed and moderately skilled, she fights to remember her comrades' sacrifice:
(brownie points if you can correctly identify all of the plagiarism)
Who is deadliest?
Fight VideoHexed McSlasher
Squeak Bled Out: 33
Cloven Asunder: 5
Decapitation: 2
Head Split: 1
Bisected: 1
Total: 42
Master Squeak
Torso Smash: 14
Leg Smash: 2
Head Smash: 4
Propelled away by the force of the blow: 5
Teabagging: Doesn't count.
Total: 25
Draw: 33
Victory Ratios:
Hexed McSlasher: 62.69%
Master Squeak: 37.31%
There's not really a lot to say about this one. Squeak got a lot of deathblows because hammers don't actually cause people to bleed. 2-hands on the hammer didn't actually make her deal any more damage. Armor helped her a bit, but enough little cuts make a big cut.
hexedmagica, you have 400 to spend on skills and equipment.
The poll's still kinda split on double elimination, so I'ma leave it running until the first tier has ended. I'm only expecting about 10 more votes, tops. If it still looks too even after that, I'll leave it up to who has the best argument.