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for all the fish

[Beanchubbs]

Fight cards for the first round of the tournament have been posted.  Expect the first fight soon.

Arrgh! You've got me waiting in suspense!

[crash2455]

Beta Tourney, Round 1:

Techno Viking,  an opportunist and counter attacker.  Lightly armed and moderately skilled:

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Org the Ruthless, a totally unarmored psychopath who will not stop until he is destroyed:

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Who is deadliest? 

Today we find out using an advanced computer simulation system, developed by Bay12Games, we have equipped these warriors and have placed them in the battlefield.  Here are the highlights of the simulation:

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Fight Video

The Spoils of War

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Org, you are now Rank 1.  You have earned another 200☼ to spend on equipment and skills (though equipment would probably be more important)

[Beanchubbs]

Wow, I was destrominated. At least I sprained his right limbs! Very cool pictures you had there. How did you do that?

[crash2455]

3Dwarf, wowmodelviewer, and Gimp.  I'm thinking about doing this for the rest of the tourney, but I'm hoping that I don't run out of animations too quickly.

[Beanchubbs]

Very cool. Could I change my equipments and such via selling my current armor at 50% face value or are you not doing that?

[crash2455]

Presently, you are dead.  You can make a new character if you want.

[Beanchubbs]

Oh, alright.

Edit: I'll just edit it into my current character sheet for now but I can make a new one if you want.

[crash2455]

That's fine.  Your new character can be Technoviking's twin brother Technoviking II if you really want.

[Beanchubbs]

I was going to do something more orignal like "The Nothern Raider of Spiffy Dancing"


There's a storm coming Org.

[RandomNumberGenerator]

Hmm... My fight is next, right?

[crash2455]

Yeah, I've already played it out.  I just need to finish the detail work.

[crash2455]

Round 2 of the Beta Tournament

Ljosrekker, a lightly armored speardwarf who lies in wait for his chance to strike:

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Cheesebrains, a lightly armored quickstriking speardwarf who attacks her opponents at their weakpoints:

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Who is. . . actually, these two are exactly the same.  Who the hell set up this fight?

In any case, the computer simulator for this scissors vs scissors matchup was designed by the minds at Bay12Games.  Let's see what they've cooked up for us:

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Fight Video

Comments:

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Okay, wow.  Hot speardwarf on speardwarf action is a very quick thing.  I have to say, though, this was the most balanced fight in the whole tournament, and I think it'll hold the record for quickest fight, too.

The Spoils of War

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Congrats, Grimlocke!  You are now a Rank 1 Speardwarf with another 200☼ to spend on skills and equipment.

[Grimlocke]

LOL didnt expect that. My dwarf just did stab, twistwistwistwistwistwistwistwist *bled to death*.

Its cool how you used the wow model viewer, though the female dwarf does lack some beard

Also funny how his squad name was 'the hot spears'. Dont suppose you can steal squadnames?

Ill invest my 200☼ on another level of armour user, yay for 1 more attribute.

[Org]

I WON!
1 Rank of Wrestling plox

[Axil]

How often are the battles going to be done? Twice a day?