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[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

You used WHAT as an energy source to blow up WHERE!?

[ToonyMan]

Who knew toonuradamen has such a powerful kick?  America is gone.

[Luckk]

Man Nuke, you consumed 80 jello shots at that party?!  No wonder you have looked drunk as you have been posting.  Sonerohi, if you're still wondering what jello shots are made of, you can go here to find out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfp7FbsnsbU

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

Is it just me, or is nuke drunker then should be possible, and toonyman is nuts?

[ToonyMan]

My new element, toonuradamen!  This suckers got 1,000x more energy than what makes up an atomic boom.


EDIT:  Boom as in bomb.

[Dragooble]

someone seriously needs to come up with a more viable energy source than solar. it would save the USA LOTS of money.

well, I failed to retrieve any nectar at all. I'll try splicing again and see what happens.

you should probably wait for the pods to incubate a little longer next time. if they're not ripe enough photosynthesis won't start up.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

Guys, project superplant has failed and well, I failed to retrieve any nectar at all. I'll try splicing again and see what happens. Also, is it just me, or has tooney finally gone off the deep end?

[Dragooble]

tooney, you need to calm down. this is getting out of hand.

[Pandarsenic]

Toony, think about this carefully, is this really something you want to get yourself into?

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

I'd like to comment, but as I've explained with the big impressive post thingy, superplant is ready for splitting. Immortality here we come!

[Dragooble]

what i want to know is why you thought it would be a good idea to try and switch to pool foam noodle while you thought he wasn't looking. take your defeat like a man!

[Mr.Person]

TheNewerMatianEmperor, it's nice you've come this far starting from so little, but you might wanna quit while you're ahead. What do you need immortality for when you already have untold riches?

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

Men, women, hemadrophites, persons of indetermidable sex; I stand at the precipice of immortality itself! In just a few scant hours I shall harvest the nectar of the superplant, and gain immortality! Now, you have all seen the rise of my genetic empire, and it's secondary industry's. So, let none among you deny that this is beyond my reach!

(I feel like a real-life Ozymandias! Except without the nuclear war and the squid. Shame about New York and the Masks though. I must stress that that was a horrific misfire of the psychic test subjects.)

[Edit: Without the failure too, I swear!]

[Pandarsenic]

So NewerMartian, what's this big news you have for us? Can it stop Toony's madness?

[Dragooble]

our work is coming along nicely martian. the Omegaplants harvest went off without a hitch, the Alphaplant is nearing it's peak nectar producing state and recent discoveries tell that the Superplant may be more than just a possibility.