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[Idiom]

Crud. The server has goofed up on this thread and now all the posts in this thread are listed in reverse order. I suppose we will have to have a few new rules for this thread then:

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This is the last post in the thread. Everything has already happened. When you reply, you are making up what the person above you replied to. Feel free to "Claim" a spot with a post, but don't keep people waiting. If someone ninja's you, accept defeat and spoiler your attempt.  What is said is LAW for future (er I mean previous) replies to this thread. So you were to say "Dude, Idiom, quit ____" I would have to start doing whatever you told me to stop. If there is a "Dude, ___, leave Seinfeld out of this" anyone can fill in that role of involving Seinfeld. Again, if you are ninja'd, please spoiler your attempt. When someone claims the blank, please edit in their name. I have no idea if this has been done before for a forum game, but it just popped into my head and I thought it might be fun. It can go anywhere and presume that the thread already went off topic many times. Spoiler any out of character commentary.

Anyways, in response to what has already been posted before:

...ullage, but the cops were really at fault here with the teargas...

Dude, the cops had every right to use the teargas. It's your fault for driving it as poorly as you did.

...pool foam noodles...

Should have used packing peanuts in soda bottles. Hard plastic for a casing holds together better at 42 MPH and it could have deployed way better.

...fire department chief told me "kiss my ass"...

As he should have. You completely demolished that thing. And leave the cat out of this, the cat was doing nothing wrong.

I am locking this thread already for being so off topic. Also for _____'s embarrassing drunken posting and ____'s stubborn refusal to calm down.

[Little]

The cat was doing fine, you really just shouldn't leave stuff like that out in the open.

Yeah, I have to side with Aquizzar here, the cops had no right to use the teargas on you. That probably just screwed up the situation more than it already was.

[Pandarsenic]

Dude, the teargas isn't really such a bad move, is it? I mean, the situation was already rather out-of-hand.

[Armok]

____, you're officially an ass for doing that.

[Errol]

I guess that's what you get for mixing milk with beer and then selling it to unsuspecting bystanders. But you really crossed the line by deploying the catapult.

[Cheeetar]

You may call me an ass, but I believe ToonyMan's reply demanded this.

[Mr.Person]

That escalated quickly. What started with rock-paper-scissors required tear gas to end? Good show!

In any case, lemme tell you guys my story. I was minding my own business, yeah? I was running this hard milkshake bar, when suddenly a cat walks up. I bend over to give the car some milk when this crazy ass cat jumps on my back and starts clawing my ass off. Yeah, sucks, right? Maybe it's the beet, I dunno, but that's not important. So I'm running around, yelling, and I somehow get the cat in the microwave. In my rage, I turn it on. Bad idea in hindsight, I know, but it seemed like a good idea at the time. Well, let's just say that cat+microwave=fire. Yeah. The damn fire department was being slow so I rolled my catapult out and shot one of their trucks. Again, hindsight is 20/20, but it was MY building that was burning down, you know? At the very least, the fire got put out. Sadly, my catapult also got lit up during that time. Still can't believe the fire department chief told me "kiss my ass" when I asked him if my catapult would be ok. Jerks. I think they are just in love with that damn cat.

[Errol]

He was nearly strangled by a WHAT? On the SECOND FLOOR?

[NUKE9.13]

DUUDES
STILL LOCKED IN THE KITECHEN
HAHAaa

You shouldn't have been in the kitchen in the first place

FUCK YOU MAN
YOU DON'T UNDERSATNAD
FUUUCK YOO

Drink the cleaning agent!

YES
THIS MAN KNWows hiS SHIT

Nuke, stop posting while drunk. We are all sorry for your hillarious mishap, but seriously, you are spamming this thread with nonsense

MAN YOU ARE SO WRONF I AM NOT DRUNK I AJM SOTNE COLD SOBER YOU ABSTARD!
DUUDES
HAHA
MY FRIEND IS MAKING FACEAS!
HE IS USING THAT EEEL WE FOUND AS A SCSARGF!
wsezfaoivmz; .
HAHA DUDES I FEEL DOWN ON THE KEYBOARD
HAHA MY FRIEND HOGOT THE EEEL STUCK IN A MINCER OR SOMETHING AND THEN HE FELL OVER
MAN IT IS STILEL ROUNDS HIS NEACK
HAHAHA SHIT HE IS GOING BLUES ND AEVERYTHISNG
NO HE IS HFINEA!
HAHAHAHA!

rock-paper-scissors

OH MAN I AM TH

[sonerohi]

Everyone in here is a bunch of nut-grabbin idiots. Plus, whoever put up the rickroll earlier is seriously retarded. Don't any of you bitches rickroll me again like that.

[Armok]

Quick! Drink the cleaning agent!

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

Because of ingesting that, my insides are filled with such diseases as have never been seen before!

[Luckk]

Nuke, stop posting while drunk. We are all sorry for your hillarious mishap, but seriously, you are spamming this thread with nonsense.  Besides, its not anyone elses fault that you decided to chow down on that moldy hot dog you found under your fridge.  How old was it anyway, ten years?

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

Nuke that is just.... I mean there's no words to describe how.... I.. I give up.

[Enzo]

Back on topic, it's called Ro-Sham-Bo, dumbass. Only hippies and communists call it rock-paper-scissors.