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gamegreen33

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Post your t-shirt ideas!
« on: August 06, 2009, 08:05:50 pm »
I know things like this have been posted before, but I feel like there should be somewhere where folks can post their ideas for t-shirts.

2 for me:


The image is of either a stylized(like the DF comic whose name eludes me) or a low quality version (like those from the starting movie) of an elephant kicking a dwarf into a chasm. The caption reads, "THIS IS BOATMURDERED"

Second is text only:

"This is a cloth T-shirt. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It menaces with spikes of cloth. The engraving reads, 'This is a cloth T-shirt'"



What are your ideas?
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Re: Post your t-shirt ideas!
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2009, 08:10:21 pm »

Back side: "All your fortress belongs to us!"
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Re: Post your t-shirt ideas!
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2009, 08:12:14 pm »
Covered in yellow ampersands on one side. Text reading "My Nightmares"
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gamegreen33

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Re: Post your t-shirt ideas!
« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2009, 08:13:42 pm »
Quote from: Deon on August 06, 2009, 08:10:21 pm

Back side: "All your fortress belongs to us!"

But if someone only saw the front of that t-shirt, they might think you were just a crazy person who loves multi-coloured cats. In fact, even if they saw the back, they'd probably think that anyway.

I'm thinking that right now
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imagine fighting someone on the street. You guys are going at it...all of the sudden, he hits you in the face with the tips of 5 fingers. What the fuck is he doing? You're confused, he school boys you, you're going to be lost. Match won.

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Re: Post your t-shirt ideas!
« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2009, 08:14:28 pm »
Also:



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But if someone only saw the front of that t-shirt, they might think you were just a crazy person who loves multi-coloured cats. In fact, even if they saw the back, they'd probably think that anyway.
This is how it works. Nobody gets it until it's too late.
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Re: Post your t-shirt ideas!
« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2009, 09:05:46 pm »
Deon, I would prefer F*uck your microcline, but it's still a good idea.
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Re: Post your t-shirt ideas!
« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2009, 09:12:34 pm »
Quote from: Rowanas on August 06, 2009, 09:05:46 pm
Deon, I would prefer F*uck your microcline, but it's still a good idea.

Erm...
What would the * be?
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Re: Post your t-shirt ideas!
« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2009, 10:21:36 pm »
"I designed and constructed an impenetrable fortress worth millions..."

"...and I STILL didn't get this lousy tee-shirt. I had to pay $14.99 for it."
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« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2009, 10:46:56 pm »
Quote from: RandomNumberGenerator on August 06, 2009, 10:21:36 pm
"I designed and constructed an impenetrable fortress worth millions..."

"...and I STILL didn't get this lousy tee-shirt. I had to pay $14.99 for it."
Awesome. Best one so far.
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imagine fighting someone on the street. You guys are going at it...all of the sudden, he hits you in the face with the tips of 5 fingers. What the fuck is he doing? You're confused, he school boys you, you're going to be lost. Match won.

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Re: Post your t-shirt ideas!
« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2009, 11:12:47 pm »
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« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2009, 01:19:00 am »
Excuse the horrible art work. The first is the front, the last is the back.

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Re: Post your t-shirt ideas!
« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2009, 02:24:32 am »
I think the BEYOND QUALITY from the intro would be pretty good.

Some others would be: (using the original ASCII graphics of course)

Quite a few here; might get more ideas later. And these can apply as both on one side, or symbol on front, tagline in back, or vice-versa.


Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Simple, but to the point, and pretty funny.
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Re: Post your t-shirt ideas!
« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2009, 04:39:11 am »
I find the ones from Ein and Itnetlolor awesome.

Also "This is Boatmurdered" would be funnier (if far less appropriate) if it were the orignal StarkRavingMad quote:

"WELCOME TO F*CKING BOATMURDERED."
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Re: Post your t-shirt ideas!
« Reply #13 on: August 07, 2009, 06:16:38 am »
YOU HAVE STRUCK ORTHOCLASE
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« Reply #14 on: August 07, 2009, 07:39:18 am »
$XX(-«*Life*»-)XX$
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