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Stormrage

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What the...
« on: August 05, 2009, 02:26:46 pm »
F*CK?!!!
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Re: What the...
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2009, 02:41:07 pm »
That is farmer joe, legendary badass.
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« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2009, 02:46:34 pm »
Whatever you do don't mess with that Farmer!
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Stormrage

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« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2009, 02:53:33 pm »
He got stuck in the chasm and killed creature after creature training his wrestling to legendary...
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« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2009, 03:44:33 pm »
He's still screwed though, because of that venom.

A moment of silence for Urist McPlanterson, legendary farmer and killer of gods.
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« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2009, 03:49:15 pm »
He completely recovered of it
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Glacies

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« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2009, 05:54:50 pm »
Farmer joe is a pretty cool dude. He punches cave spiders and doesn't afraid of anything.
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Vester

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« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2009, 06:22:02 pm »
Farmer kills a named GCS with his bare hands.

Well, that made my day.  ;D
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"Land of song," said the warrior bard, "though all the world betray thee - one sword at least thy rights shall guard; one faithful harp shall praise thee."

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« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2009, 08:38:05 pm »
I will never, ever call farmers rednecks. Ever again.
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« Reply #9 on: August 05, 2009, 09:44:20 pm »
Quote from: Radioactive Zombie on August 05, 2009, 08:38:05 pm
I will never, ever call farmers rednecks. Ever again.
I dunno, those huge bite marks on his head look pretty darn red.

Aside that; that Farminator truly does define epic.

Oh, and I just noticed it too; that GCS was even named. Bonus points to badassery.
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ArkDelgato

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« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2009, 09:52:20 pm »
Straw hats are amazing protection against all horse sized insects.

And those metal hands he bought a few years back to help with his arthritis pains have never been put to a better use.
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« Reply #11 on: August 05, 2009, 10:15:46 pm »
Quote from: ArkDelgato on August 05, 2009, 09:52:20 pm
Straw hats are amazing protection against all horse sized insects.

And those metal hands he bought a few years back to help with his arthritis pains have never been put to a better use.
If by arthritis you mean spider problem, then yes.
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« Reply #12 on: August 05, 2009, 10:56:59 pm »
"Hey Frank, I got a bit of a spider problem back at the ranch.
I was thinking of getting a cat or some poison..."

"Nah man, get METAL HANDS.

They solve ALL of lifes problems!"
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« Reply #13 on: August 05, 2009, 11:24:49 pm »
Oh sweet jesus

I hope in the future we're able to craft and enchant metal limbs to act as prosthesises.

FEAR MY ADAMANTIUM ASS CHEEKS!
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« Reply #14 on: August 06, 2009, 03:42:59 am »
The wolf bites you in the +Adamantium Ass Cheeks+!
The head is separated from the body!
The wolf has been struck down.
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