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[Ultimuh]

GCCS > Take a bite of some deliciously raw beef.

[Armok]

> yellow shirted Caravan guard: Stab the GCS in the 683rd cochlea, 5th eye! It flies of in a bloody arc!

> GCS: stab the blue armoured guard in the face with your third right leg! It is pierced throughout completely!

> Cow; in a rube-Goldberg style display of clumsiness, fall into a deep chasm.

[Rashilul]

> yellow shirted Caravan guard: Stab the GCS in the 683rd cochlea, 5th eye! It flies of in a bloody arc!

> GCS: stab the blue armoured guard in the face with your third right leg! It is pierced throughout completely!

> Cow; in a rube-Goldberg style display of clumsiness, fall into a deep chasm.

And hit a lever which rings a bell that sets a bird into flight who flies into a ball that rolls down a ramp and hits a teacup that smashes and triggers a sound detector that makes a loud high-pitched noise that calls Moldath's dog forward who then pees in a cup mounted on a lever that pulls down the lever on a toaster which shoots toast up that hit a see-saw which drops a knife onto a string that lets loose a boulder that squashes the GCS.

[crash2455]

GCS: Activate Spider Trance

[Hippoman]

> yellow shirted Caravan guard: Stab the GCS in the 683rd cochlea, 5th eye! It flies of in a bloody arc!

> GCS: stab the blue armoured guard in the face with your third right leg! It is pierced throughout completely!

> Cow; in a rube-Goldberg style display of clumsiness, fall into a deep chasm.

And hit a lever which rings a bell that sets a bird into flight who flies into a ball that rolls down a ramp and hits a teacup that smashes and triggers a sound detector that makes a loud high-pitched noise that calls Moldath's dog forward who then pees in a cup mounted on a lever that pulls down the lever on a toaster which shoots toast up that hit a see-saw which drops a knife onto a string that lets loose a boulder that squashes the GCS.

seconded.

[Sensei]

Moldath> Let the merchants fight, and then enter the battle just in time to claim the killing blow on the GCS, taking all the loot and EXP.
Moldath> Proclaim yourself a hero!

[Luckk]

Moldath and Jujufrobo> Sit back, relax, and enjoy the flying limbs.

[Siquo]

and enjoy the flying limbs

ON A BARBECUE! (Moldath hasn't eaten in... forever)

[Hippoman]

and enjoy the flying limbs

ON A BARBECUE! (Moldath hasn't eaten in... forever)

Berries.

[Siquo]

Berries is what food eats.

[diefortheswarm]

Have Moldath eat something BEFORE he starves to death.

[GlyphGryph]

Bad news everyone - there might be one update today or tomorrow, but it will be the last one for about a week (I know, I know, it sucks).

Buuut... there should be a special surprise for everyone when I get back.

[Hippoman]

You better come back as a half pirate half ninja apple cake wielding robot alien.

[skaltum]

You better come back as a half pirate half ninja apple cake wielding robot alien.

with some !!catbutter!!

[GlyphGryph]

Expect the surprise on wednesday - decided to work on it instead of comic today.

It would be done by Sunday, but my girlfriend wanted to go to vegas to see Nickleback for her birthday, so I'm taking her there for a few days.