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gamegreen33

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Re: Fat Dwarfs
« Reply #45 on: August 06, 2009, 11:24:55 pm »
Rollers should get an unhappy thought from going up/down staircases
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Re: Fat Dwarfs
« Reply #46 on: August 07, 2009, 12:00:05 am »
Wouldn't that be only effective for going UP the stairs then? Since, well,  they can just roll down. Hell, it's even better than rolling thru same Z level, since when going down, you got Gravity.
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Quote from: James.Denholm on July 24, 2010, 08:41:14 am
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I loaded up my save in the new version, spent a minute trying to find my archery range before figuring it was the room with Xs down both sides: bins of ammo and archery targets.
Urist McCrossbower cancells practice crossbowery: Unsure of which end of the room to shoot at.

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Re: Fat Dwarfs
« Reply #47 on: August 07, 2009, 03:07:13 am »
Oh god this topic cracks me up!
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Quote from: Aqizzar on August 05, 2009, 04:09:31 am
I imagine that every fortress will eventually become a roiling mass of naked, muddy beardballs so fat they have to travel by rolling around.

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Re: Fat Dwarfs
« Reply #48 on: August 07, 2009, 05:23:01 am »
Quote from: gamegreen33 on August 06, 2009, 11:24:55 pm
Rollers should get an unhappy thought from going up/down staircases

I actually think that's a good idea (although it would have to be a certain amount of staircases and should also apply to lazy dwarves)

It could serve as a deterrent against:
a. letting dwarves become too fat
b. having too many z levels

This and burrows = WIN
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Re: Fat Dwarfs
« Reply #49 on: August 07, 2009, 09:05:49 am »
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Re: Fat Dwarfs
« Reply #50 on: August 07, 2009, 09:23:11 am »
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Re: Fat Dwarfs
« Reply #51 on: August 07, 2009, 11:23:48 am »
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« Reply #52 on: August 07, 2009, 11:31:56 am »
With the ability to have different levels of militiary work, I forsee alot of people putting their dwarves through a patrol-point obstacle course.
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Re: Fat Dwarfs
« Reply #53 on: August 08, 2009, 12:16:39 pm »
Ramps would solve the unenjoyable Z level change experience.
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Re: Fat Dwarfs
« Reply #54 on: August 08, 2009, 12:22:37 pm »
What will happen if they get dropped from a high level? Will they bounce or splat?
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Re: Fat Dwarfs
« Reply #55 on: August 08, 2009, 12:29:32 pm »
Or just punch through the floor.

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Re: Fat Dwarfs
« Reply #56 on: August 08, 2009, 06:49:05 pm »
Man, imagine the power we'd had if we could substitute them for catapult ammo. Thousands of dwarves get catapulted, they block the sun and pound the ground like the fat riders of Apocalypse.
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Quote from: James.Denholm on July 24, 2010, 08:41:14 am
Quote from: Thief^ on July 24, 2010, 04:39:15 am
I loaded up my save in the new version, spent a minute trying to find my archery range before figuring it was the room with Xs down both sides: bins of ammo and archery targets.
Urist McCrossbower cancells practice crossbowery: Unsure of which end of the room to shoot at.

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Re: Fat Dwarfs
« Reply #57 on: August 08, 2009, 07:06:59 pm »
Quote from: BigFatDwarf on August 08, 2009, 06:49:05 pm
Man, imagine the power we'd had if we could substitute them for catapult ammo. Thousands of dwarves get catapulted, they block the sun and pound the ground like the fat riders of Apocalypse.

Oh man I have to sig that.  :D
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Re: Fat Dwarfs
« Reply #58 on: August 09, 2009, 01:31:45 pm »
Quote from: BigFatDwarf on August 08, 2009, 06:49:05 pm
Man, imagine the power we'd had if we could substitute them for catapult ammo. Thousands of dwarves get catapulted, they block the sun and pound the ground like the fat riders of Apocalypse.

I believe you misspelled "Aporkalypse"
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Re: Fat Dwarfs
« Reply #59 on: August 10, 2009, 06:49:53 am »
Quote from: Qmarx on August 09, 2009, 01:31:45 pm
Quote from: BigFatDwarf on August 08, 2009, 06:49:05 pm
Man, imagine the power we'd had if we could substitute them for catapult ammo. Thousands of dwarves get catapulted, they block the sun and pound the ground like the fat riders of Apocalypse.

I believe you misspelled "Aporkalypse"

Soldier 1: Calling in artillery! Prepare the rail guns!
Soldier 2: Umm, sir, we don't have rail guns.
Soldier 1: Ok. Prepare the cannons then!
Soldier 2: Umm, we don't have that either.
Soldier 1: Hmm. What DO we have then?
* they overlook the battlefield *
Soldier 2: A squad of beer-soaked balls of fat and a catapult.
Soldier 1: Aha! Commence the second phase! Aporkalypse, here we come!
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Quote from: James.Denholm on July 24, 2010, 08:41:14 am
Quote from: Thief^ on July 24, 2010, 04:39:15 am
I loaded up my save in the new version, spent a minute trying to find my archery range before figuring it was the room with Xs down both sides: bins of ammo and archery targets.
Urist McCrossbower cancells practice crossbowery: Unsure of which end of the room to shoot at.
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