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Aqizzar

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Re: Fat Dwarfs
« Reply #15 on: August 05, 2009, 05:39:20 am »
Katamari Dwarfacy

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Re: Fat Dwarfs
« Reply #16 on: August 05, 2009, 05:45:08 am »
Quote from: HAMMERMILL on August 05, 2009, 03:04:07 am
Ah man, I'm neurotic and possessive about my fortress already, now I got to make sure they are all thin and fit?

Anyways... I predict at least one DF player is going to get their entire fortress fat so they can make a soap industry from Dwarves.

It took 9 replies before it went somewhere horrific.

You gotta love Dwarf Fortress.

(Can you imagine an entire fortress built out of the rendered fat of dwarves?)  :-X
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Re: Fat Dwarfs
« Reply #17 on: August 05, 2009, 05:50:10 am »
That's different from normal fortresses, whose grout is the soapmakers who carried the blocks into place, how?
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Re: Fat Dwarfs
« Reply #18 on: August 05, 2009, 06:03:31 am »
I can see the the titles now...

"Butterball the Potato of Couches"
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Re: Fat Dwarfs
« Reply #19 on: August 05, 2009, 06:14:24 am »
Quote from: Aqizzar on August 05, 2009, 05:50:10 am
That's different from normal fortresses, whose grout is the soapmakers who carried the blocks into place, how?

Now that I think about it?

No difference at all.  ;D
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Re: Fat Dwarfs
« Reply #20 on: August 05, 2009, 06:39:30 am »
If they're going to get fat then I guess kitten tallow roasts are out of the question... hell, anything tallow is outlawed. Vegetables for all!
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I agree with Urist. Steampunk is like Darth Vader winning Holland's Next Top Model. It would be awesome but not something I'd like in this game.
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Re: Fat Dwarfs
« Reply #21 on: August 05, 2009, 06:43:31 am »
Quote from: Rowanas on August 05, 2009, 06:39:30 am
If they're going to get fat then I guess kitten tallow roasts are out of the question... hell, anything tallow is outlawed. Vegetables for all!

What are these "vegatables" you speak of?  I know only of fungi and berries.
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Re: Fat Dwarfs
« Reply #22 on: August 05, 2009, 06:45:26 am »
Quote from: Rowanas on August 05, 2009, 06:39:30 am
If they're going to get fat then I guess kitten tallow roasts are out of the question... hell, anything tallow is outlawed. Vegetables for all!

Yes, I'm sure the dwarves will enjoy dying of malnutrition as they nibble desperately at their own legs.
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Re: Fat Dwarfs
« Reply #23 on: August 05, 2009, 08:27:15 am »
ok, no tallow, but meat is allowed. All dwarves are REAL MEN (even the women) and thus require lots of meat to keep up their REAL MANLINESS.
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I agree with Urist. Steampunk is like Darth Vader winning Holland's Next Top Model. It would be awesome but not something I'd like in this game.
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Re: Fat Dwarfs
« Reply #24 on: August 05, 2009, 08:57:33 am »
I wonder if we can rig up pressure plates to only g off at certain weight values. The malnourished plebs can move around freely but when the hammerer shows up he is dropped in the chasm by a bridge-a-pult.
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Re: Fat Dwarfs
« Reply #25 on: August 05, 2009, 09:25:16 am »
Quote from: Asehujiko on August 05, 2009, 08:57:33 am
I wonder if we can rig up pressure plates to only g off at certain weight values. The malnourished plebs can move around freely but when the hammerer shows up he is dropped in the chasm by a bridge-a-pult.

I'd reserve that fate for the King, because I invariably don't like him.

For the hammerer, I'd give his fat to the wolves.
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Re: Fat Dwarfs
« Reply #26 on: August 05, 2009, 12:03:41 pm »
ooh. Weight based levers. I would prefer that to the current size based thing, since babies apparently are still dwarf sized. This way we could improve on classics like the mermaid strainer or the goblin pit.
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Quote from: Dutchling on April 14, 2012, 02:28:14 pm
I agree with Urist. Steampunk is like Darth Vader winning Holland's Next Top Model. It would be awesome but not something I'd like in this game.
Quote from: Bumber on November 27, 2018, 01:05:30 am
Unfortunately dying involves the amputation of the entire body from the dwarf.

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Re: Fat Dwarfs
« Reply #27 on: August 05, 2009, 12:51:53 pm »
fat dwarves will float and not drown
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Re: Fat Dwarfs
« Reply #28 on: August 05, 2009, 06:28:31 pm »
Then it would appear that for the umpteenth time, the only solution is MAGMA.
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I agree with Urist. Steampunk is like Darth Vader winning Holland's Next Top Model. It would be awesome but not something I'd like in this game.
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Re: Fat Dwarfs
« Reply #29 on: August 05, 2009, 06:36:44 pm »
Ahhh magma proven once again as a solution to everything
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