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[Keilden]

Wow we will have fat dwarfs in next version, I wonder if fat dwarfs make good sparring targets partners.

[Rilder]

I wonder if it will take fat dwarves longer to starve to death.

[Vester]

I'll bet the Baron/Duke/Count will tend to be fat (since he doesn't do any work).

[Keilden]

And the DM will be a steroid pumped body builder.

[BurnedToast]

I'm going to lock a dwarf into a single tile so he can't even move, then dump mounds of food on him and see how fat I can make him get.

[Keilden]

I'm going to lock a dwarf into a single tile so he can't even move, then dump mounds of food on him and see how fat I can make him get.

Hope you get him as fat as the halfling king in Overlord..Melvin I think his name was.

[Qmarx]

And the DM will be a steroid pumped body builder.

With no pants and a million cloaks.

[DennyTom]

I'm going to lock a dwarf into a single tile so he can't even move, then dump mounds of food on him and see how fat I can make him get.

Hope you get him as fat as the halfling king in Overlord..Melvin I think his name was.

If he then gains roll attack, I will make every single champion obscenely obese.

[lordcooper]

Baron cancels mandate: Searching for 15 course banquet.

[HAMMERMILL]

Ah man, I'm neurotic and possessive about my fortress already, now I got to make sure they are all thin and fit?

Anyways... I predict at least one DF player is going to get their entire fortress fat so they can make a soap industry from Dwarves.

[Keilden]

Ah man, I'm neurotic and possessive about my fortress already, now I got to make sure they are all thin and fit?

Anyways... I predict at least one DF player is going to get their entire fortress fat so they can make a soap industry from Dwarves.

Or dwarley green.

[Aqizzar]

I can only hope that the dwarves retain their complete indifference to the world around them and their physical needs.  Combined with hair growth, a probably buggy desire to wash themselves, and their historically hit-or-miss understanding of clothing, I imagine that every fortress will eventually become a roiling mass of naked, muddy beardballs so fat they have to travel by rolling around.

[lordcooper]

a roiling mass of naked, muddy beardballs so fat they have to travel by rolling around

That be darn dwarfy

[AlienChickenPie]

Invading goblins will have to run from rolling balls of stone. What they won't know is that the balls are not stone, but morbidly obese dwarves covered in caked bloot, vomit and dust.

[Eduren]

Invading goblins will have to run from rolling balls of stone. What they won't know is that the balls are not stone, but morbidly obese dwarves covered in caked bloot, vomit and dust.

And kittens, likely to pick up a few of those.