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[eerr]

kill off the elf king and the next king will probably be a dwarf from your fortress!

[Vester]

A dragon couldn't pull that off, and Cacame wasn't even wearing armor.

[Holy Mittens]

If I dumped magma on him, the magma would die in the heat.

If I tried to lock him in his room without food, he would mine his way out of the rock with his warhammer and eat the rocks for sustenance.

If I tried to collapse a roof on him, the game would count him as a support and the roof wouldn't fall until he moved from underneath it.

[Judas Maccabeus]

If you dropped him into a chasm, he'd land on the "bottom", dust himself off, and climb back out.

If you shot him with a conveniently-timed ballista bolt, he'd pick it up and start using it against goblins.

Cacame has not yet had his revenge.  Until such time, it sustains him against all foes and dangers.

[Fault]

kill off the elf king

sir, I believe you have completely missed the point of this discussion.

[silentjudas]

Oh man, this thread has made my entire day. I am so tempted to write a fanfiction (read: novelette) about him. Man, Drizzt doesn't have anything on Cacame when it comes to awesome elves.

[Phantom]

Im on the quest to vacate 7 demon pits with my adventurer, would he be able to challenge Cacame in badassery level if he survives?

[Vester]

Seven demon pits.

Even in adamantine armor you might burn to death.

Also, probably not, since he won't have as fun a backstory...

Unless you make one.

Heck I'll write the fic for your adventurer if you manage to pull it off, I've been hankering to write something for a while.

[Phantom]

Well I have to get the pits open first.
Also he came from a long line of johns, he got his title from slaughtering a goblin fortress and saving a little girl, who died on the way back, left his condolences to the mother, and he is still going.

[Sensei]

Ooh, that's the one he uses for his avatar, right?

Anyway, I say one of the king's engravers should get on that right away.

If you haven't noticed, your capabilities as an artist have pretty much put you in that position.

Anyway, I'm sure you could work a good story if Cacame did get killed, but then we'd basically have to take back all the memetic awesomeness.

He must be trained. *montage*

[Phantom]

*Eye of tiger plays in the background*
*Shows cacame training with Morul and Ironblood*
*Shows my adventurer meditating in a temple preparing to fight the demons*

[Fault]

you know all this time I've been reminded of that funny/terrible DOOM fanfic:

Cacame: Dwarf king, I must KILL THE ELFS!
Dwarf king: no, cacame, YOU ARE THE ELFS.
and then cacame was an elf.

[Phantom]

Caca is also another word for shit
Shitme the elf king?

[Neruz]

Caca is also another word for shit
Shitme the elf king?

The sound his foes make when he suddenly appears behind them with his hammer in hand.

[Winterbrass]

Today, I got the living tar beaten out of me by an elf wielding a warhammer. Immediately afterwards, he shaved my beard and threw me out of the Mountainhome. FML