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[kilakan]

That's not just gross, but it has wayyyy too many bad joke abilities.

[Vester]

Fantastic. Now Cacame is a deity.

Actually I like the mental image of him being SO AWESOME that his mere presence prompts conversions to the dwarfy way.

[ein]

He's just too awesome for words.

[Holy Mittens]

Amusingly, one of the goblins was actually a local leader and once she got out of her cage, she went on a shooting rampage that left my Dungeon Master with a broken arm. She didn't seem to want to leave the map, so I sent my champions to go take care of her.

[Holy Mittens]

Fantastic. Now Cacame is a deity.

Actually I like the mental image of him being SO AWESOME that his mere presence prompts conversions to the dwarfy way.

Yes, that's more the image I had in mind myself, despite the double entendre. Because as we all know, he cannot possibly love again. Not while there is still killing to be done.

[Holy Mittens]

Interesting. I made them Royal Guards, as they have Pref menus and I can apparently do that. They went into the Barracks and started sparring with my champions.

This... did not end well for the goblin, who now has a mangled right hand. I wonder if my dwarves will put her in a bed to recover or if they'll treat her just like an injured animal and ignore her.

[Vester]

Wow, it's like a case study in dwarf-goblin relations.

[Sensei]

I KNOW WHAT MUST BE DRAWN!

Cacame must be drawn holding up a drawbridge that is closing on him.

[Fault]

but that's like punching the face of god!

also, new title: Cacame awemedinade, warrior pimp king.

[Sensei]

Ack! Now we need to draw him socking Armok too... or just as likely drinking with Armok. You know, whatever works.

[Shima]

Someone should draw him towering over Ironblood and Morul too.  Oh ho, another joke-shaped object!





(If you don't get it, Elves are taller than Dwarves.   )

[Vester]

Holy wow, someone needs to draw a group pic of the three of them together.

I can't do it, since I have no idea what Morul looks like.

[Judas Maccabeus]

I can't do it, since I have no idea what Morul looks like.

There's an apparently Martin-approved animation of him here.

[Vester]

Ooh, that's the one he uses for his avatar, right?

Anyway, I say one of the king's engravers should get on that right away.

[Rijjka]

So is there some petition we need to fill out to have him added as a default God for all world creations now? I mean, he's clearly a member of a universal Patheon at this point.