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[Lord Dakoth]

Morul. Ironblood. Cacame.

Now we just need a kobold badass and a goblin badass.

Umiman's Ender Goblins...

[Karnewarrior]

I just had an Idea!
<enters fey mood>
<creates statue>
ElvenHate the obsidian statue

this statue is made of obsidian. on the statue is an engraving of Elven Dwarf King Cacame fighting Chuck Norris. this relates to the Battle Of Twelve Roses, where the violent battle resulted in the formation of Dwarf Heaven Canyon. On the statue there is an engraving of an elf holding up a pair of under wear. this relates to Dwarf King Cacame's creation of HoldMan the Norris Leather Underwear.

<Karnewarrior cancels action: type response: too much awesome>

Someone draw that please!

[Eagle]

Morul. Ironblood. Cacame.

Now we just need a kobold badass and a goblin badass.

Umiman's Ender Goblins...

You missed the point. Morul/Ironblood/Cacame were all just normal representatives of their respective races, then they started doing awesome stuff; the Ender Goblins are programmed to be hard to kill. So, we need an average kobold/goblin become epic somehow. (i havent read Kobold quest yet, we might already have an epic kobold.)

[Vester]

Only way that engraving could be improved is if he was cutting down a tree with an !!Elf!!.

Dammit, why do people keep suggesting things that are awesome? Now I have to go draw that.

Morul. Ironblood. Cacame.

Now we just need a kobold badass and a goblin badass.

Umiman's Ender Goblins...

You missed the point. Morul/Ironblood/Cacame were all just normal representatives of their respective races, then they started doing awesome stuff; the Ender Goblins are programmed to be hard to kill. So, we need an average kobold/goblin become epic somehow. (i havent read Kobold quest yet, we might already have an epic kobold.)

What's funny is, Cacame is awesome just by virtue of being not elfy. (Well, having 91 elf kills counts)

As to an epic kobold, that's probably already happened.

[Lord Dakoth]

Any kobold that manages to get past my tamed Fire Imps is badass in my book.

[Archaeologist]

As in all other types of buggy chicanery, I say, no, I INSIST...

THIS ISN'T A BUG, IT'S A FEATURE!

I hope I hear more crazy stories like this in future Dwarf years.

[kilakan]

I bet even as a baby he had 10 or so kills

[Rowanas]

You'd be surprised how many children kill Colossi in world gen.

[Wolfius]

Why do i always forget humans?

It's ok, they do tend to blend into the background.

Average, featureless freaks. *shudder*

[Sensei]

It's a bug that your elf king can't properly claim rooms and items. The only in character explanation is that he is too humble; or somehow attached to elven non-ownership sentiments (in an awesome way).

Anyway, no-one remembers epic siegers (they usually die to magma eventually anyway) because usually they don't look them up. It also seems no adventurer has achieved memetic badass status.

Anyway, wasn't there a story about a kobold in the hall of legends? I wonder if he's like Deekin from the Neverwinter Nights expansion pack.

[Vester]

I remember there was one from Death and Glory. The kobold didn't talk (utterances, and all), but it was one of my favourite stories in that thread, especially the ending.

[Holy Mittens]

Diplomats meet with the King, apparently. Even though I do have a Baron now.

Also, something awesome happened, but I'm working on writing a story about it.

[Vester]

Yes!

I knew there was a reason I sigged this thread.

[Fault]

i find it an odd coincedence that awemedinade and awesome begin with the same three letters

[Sensei]

I think you misspelled awemedinade the second time you wrote it.