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[Sensei]

I'll trust you mean sentient species.

[Holy Mittens]

Technically, I can.

I do have a bunch of modded in species, though. I don't think he wants females of the lizard people. Or the frog people. Or the wasp people. Or the horrible monstrosities from the pits that erupted forth in an untold age and exist only to scour the land of all that can be considered natural and balanced.

[Shima]

Slaves for Cacame!  If he doesn't like wasps and lizards and tentacle demons and dogs and cats, he knows what to do with them!

[Vester]

here he is, astride his zombie wyvern

[Mind shatteringly awesome pic.jpg]

B... Buh... huh... Wha?

So.

Amazing.

(What do think his Wyvern's named?)

This is the most awesome thread ever. Had I realized it was going to become so rocking badass, I would have kept a journal on the fort to add to the tales.

I'm still going to have write some fiction about him, though I don't know if I'm going to quite be able to reach the heights that have already been reached.

Cacame-fic will be the cap of this iceberg of awesome!

[Wolfius]

I opened MS Paint. This is what came out. I take no responsability for the results.

[Karnewarrior]

Thou shalt give us the link to these fan fics of the elven messiah! We would bind them in book form and consider the text holy!
I always thought elves could kick butt if only they had incentive.

[Vester]

Thou shalt give us the link to these fan fics of the elven messiah! We would bind them in book form and consider the text holy!
I always thought elves could kick butt if only they had incentive.

In this case, the incentive was other elves eating his wife.

That is... quite the incentive.

[Neruz]

I'm actually tempted to draw a picture of Cacame to commemorate his awesomeness.

[Vester]

Yes! The king needs more engravers!

Also:



It's from long before he got his fake beard, or became king. Assigned to woodcutting duty.

Yes, that's a hammer, not an axe. I'm not gonna tell him he's doing it wrong, because I like being alive just fine.

[Neruz]

He'll chop down the tree with the hammer just fine. He can probably chop down the largest tree in the forest with... this herring.

[Wolfius]

Yes! The king needs more engravers!

Also:

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It's from long before he got his fake beard, or became king. Assigned to woodcutting duty.

Yes, that's a hammer, not an axe. I'm not gonna tell him he's doing it wrong, because I like being alive just fine.

I suggest calling that one Cacame the Apebalds of Redemption.

[Shrike]

Only way that engraving could be improved is if he was cutting down a tree with an !!Elf!!.

[Eagle]

Morul. Ironblood. Cacame.

Now we just need a kobold badass and a goblin badass.

[Simmura McCrea]

Morul. Ironblood. Cacame.

Now we just need a kobold badass and a goblin badass.

2 dwarves, an elf, a kobald and a goblin? Where's the human?

[Eagle]

Morul. Ironblood. Cacame.

Now we just need a kobold badass and a goblin badass.

2 dwarves, an elf, a kobald and a goblin? Where's the human?

................

Why do i always forget humans?