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[zenshu]

pity you cant pressurize magma then.

this thread is full of win. i love the pictures.

You can, there's a magma cannon plan around somewhere.

[Heliomance]

He does have magma pumped into his eyes.

Though it is less for him to cry emo magma-tears and more to use as a power source for heat vision.

Emo?

Those are tears of rage.

They are Manly Tears!

[Jacob/Lee]

WELL I HAVE AN ELVEN KING OF GOBLINS WHO CAN FISH

[Holy Mittens]

Were his parents murdered by carp?

[Jacob/Lee]

Were his parents murdered by carp?

And sturgeon

[Don Blake]

So, yes, this is a bit of a bump, but I may have found Cacame's daughter.

All right, full story, I was wandering about in adventure mode when I found a human town, ruled by an elf.  Eliye Skinenjoyed the Cult of Dips, to be specific, which, yes, sounds like a dirty joke.  Bemused, I decided to look at her legends after my adventurer was murdered by a cyclops.

First I saw a long list of kills.  Three hundred and thirteen of them, to be specific, all of them her fellow elves.  Of course, that wasn't all that made me think she was Cacame's daughter.  I scrolled back up to see what had created that rage.  There was no real indication.  At eight years she had run away from home for a year before settling in a human settlement (not the one she would eventually rule).

But I did see this.



So, did Cacame travel between universes, change his last name, and sire a daughter on a very clean legged-woman?  You be the judge.

[Vester]

Depends. Is this Cacame still alive?

(Also, there was a Cacame in Jefmajor's Let's Play, too, but nowhere near as badass).

[Fault]

HE LIVES ON IN OUR HEARTS

[Don Blake]

Depends. Is this Cacame still alive?

(Also, there was a Cacame in Jefmajor's Let's Play, too, but nowhere near as badass).

No, and has no notable kills, and is female.  So probably not.  Still, it jumped out at me, what with the daughter being a leader of a non-elf settlement and having a pretty impressive elf-kill-count.

[Fault]

so cacame went into the other world and impregnated a woman with the same name as him?

[Maverick]

I doubt it... the paradoxical amount of potential awesome would have folded that entire world in on itself.

[Sensei]

so cacame went into the other world and impregnated a woman with the same name as him?

One night on Elfchan...
Thread: "Hey /T/reefriends, would you make out with yourself if you could?"
Cacame: "Hrm... I would totally do that."
Then Cacame opened a door to a parallel dimension where he was born as a girl, and the rest is history.

[Kaelem Gaen]

... Wow ... just wow ... One day, full read... already added him to my Descriptor for Engravings

Long live Cacame!

[meatloaf231]

Yeah, this is definitely one of the better things that has happened. Ever.

I've got an unregulated portrait to do for painting this semester. Cacame may well fill that slot.

[Don Blake]

I should note, for the glory of Cacame- despite the fact that his daughter is listed as an Elf Axe Lord, she seems to have intentionally handicapped herself and made all of her kills of fellow elves with a bow.