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[Fault]

it's impossible for egngun to fight cacame. They're from DIFFERENT game worlds and different mods.

[Judas Maccabeus]

I don't think I have the time to write it, but we ought to (bending reality, yes) write a story about how Cacame forged (or "acquired") his hammer (which we will assume he has always kept, like a badass security blanket) as a happy member of an Elven civ.

Hmmm... I actually have some ideas for that... I probably could work out a story with the time I have this week...


Also, Fault:  Never tell me the facts! WARNING:  TV TROPES LINK!

[Phantom]

Let's just pit Cacame against a Size 2000 dragon and see what happens
Note: While Worldgenning, I found a lot of ruins, also when I made my elves use iron, but civs were usually never wiped out.

[Vester]

it's impossible for egngun to fight cacame. They're from DIFFERENT game worlds and different mods.

DF is, after all, a multiverse. My theory is that entering a Glowing Pit will not kill you, but rather allow you to travel to other worlds. I can only think of three who would survive entering a glowing pit.

[Fault]

THAT'S IT.

Morul, ironblood and cacame meet up in a glowing pit and STORM HELL.

[Hungry]

*is remined of the firey hell that genned and modded so that only people wearing heat resistant gear would not burn to cinders, unfortunetly i forgot about water making blasts of steam when to hot, and long story short everyone died, still got to work out the issues of that map....

[Holy Mittens]

Well, he's a Legendary Hammerelf now. Legendary Shield User too.

I'm actually working on writing a story now. It's going to be multiple part, though. The first part should be finished in the next few days.

Edit: Speaking of the Wiki, I've actually been rather surprised that neither Morul nor Captain Ironblood has a wiki entry. They deserve it more than Cacame at this juncture.

[Shima]

Cacame, Morul, and Ironblood walk into a Martian moon base.

Hell was destroyed and every last demon killed in the most painful fashion.

[Vester]

Well, he's a Legendary Hammerelf now. Legendary Shield User too.

I'm actually working on writing a story now. It's going to be multiple part, though. The first part should be finished in the next few days.

Edit: Speaking of the Wiki, I've actually been rather surprised that neither Morul nor Captain Ironblood has a wiki entry. They deserve it more than Cacame at this juncture.

Wow, if you're lucky and land a hammer or shield artifact, he'll be unstoppable.

The thing about the DF wiki is that it's not a place to put the community memes and stuff, unlike 4chan's wiki (1d4chan). The DF wiki is more for helping players, though stuff does make it in sometimes, hence the D for Dwarf rating.

Maybe Ironblood, Morul, and Cacame could get in with a D for Dwarf article.

[Fault]

if enough of these awesome guys and hilarious events pop up, we may have to make an entire D for Dwarf joke-wiki.

[Holy Mittens]

I got a few artifact hammers, but my two champion Hammerdwarfs grabbed them. If I get another one, I'll fix it so he can grab it.

I figure that the community memes and stories are as much a part of the appeal of Dwarf Fortress as anything else. I got into the game after reading the Boatmurdered link from TV Tropes. And speaking of Boatmurdered, it has a small article on the DF Wiki. So I think there's precedent for anyone who wanted to go do it.

Also, I can verify that creatures have set sizes that are given the moment they are created. I had my fortress attacked by a Dragon Turtle (modded MegaBeast) and after watching my champions manhandle it, it got butchered and only left 40 bones and meat, despite my having recently upgraded it to size 80. So the Titan that attacked was so tough not because it was upped to size 90, but because it had gained stats from fights in World Gen.

[Sensei]

I got a few artifact hammers, but my two champion Hammerdwarfs grabbed them. If I get another one, I'll fix it so he can grab it.

I think you can make your champions drop them with the no-brainer cheat.

[Holy Mittens]

I could do that, yes. But I'd rather have them keep it since, for the most part, they'll be the ones doing the actual fighting. Besides, none are really awesome enough for Cacame to use.

[Holy Mittens]

A couple of movies for you all to enjoy.

The humans let their diplomat get killed (AGAIN!) and they decided it was my fault. So they besieged me the next summer. I got Cacame to go out to the front of the colossus, then raised the drawbridge beneath it, and waited.

Here are the results (split into 3 parts to account for the 3 different waves of attackers).

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3

[Sensei]

This deserves to be drawn.