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[Fault]

I think angst doesn't really fit this guy's character...

you're not driving him to depression, you're just makin' 'im mad.

[Eita]

I love this game. So much.

[kilakan]

I just thought of something... elves live way longer then dwarves.. Imagine what stories he'll have when he's finnally on his death bed... I mean wow.... and if he somehow gets a child won't that then become the new king?

[Glowcat]

I think angst doesn't really fit this guy's character...

you're not driving him to depression, you're just makin' 'im mad.

I concur

If he was angsty he'd be tossed onto a pyre with the other elves. The dwarves picked Cacame as their king because he doesn't get sad, he gets even. By even, I mean destroys the offender's entire civilization from ontop a zombie dragon, natch.

[Shadovarn]

I think angst doesn't really fit this guy's character...

you're not driving him to depression, you're just makin' 'im mad.

I concur

If he was angsty he'd be tossed onto a pyre with the other elves. The dwarves picked Cacame as their king because he doesn't get sad, he gets even. By even, I mean destroys the offender's entire civilization from ontop a zombie dragon, natch.

Oh, he had angst alright.
Just the dwarven version of it.
Check his kills and it all becomes clear.

[Karnewarrior]

I am horrible at paint, but I had to do this. now I am sad, because my... Abomination..... does not do cacame proud. I have hidden it in a spoiler, it was so bad.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

It does not do him proud. see, I told you it was horrid.
If you think you could do a better job , please upload!

[Phantom]

I can solve the badass human problem, but he's a dude I made thats wearing adamantine, lets just say seven adventurous humans ventured into the mountains, opened the pits but have a suit of adamantine, the dude was tasked with retrieving the suit, slaughtered a gobbo tower single handedly with his adamantine longsword, im awaiting the opening of the pits to complete his destiny.

[Sensei]

So, do you think that all the elves from the conquered elf civ that are now members of the dwarven civ were like, the rebel alliance or something?

[Rijjka]

We're being the key word. They soon realized that Dwarfism is where its at.

I mean... Really, you think the average run of the mill tree-huggers would stand up against this guy? My mistake... average run of the mill cannibalistic tree huggers.

[Holy Mittens]

They tried to eat him, but their teeth broke.

[Shima]

I just thought of something... elves live way longer then dwarves.. Imagine what stories he'll have when he's finnally on his death bed... I mean wow.... and if he somehow gets a child won't that then become the new king?

I'm pretty sure Elves don't HAVE death beds.  They die by getting killed.  I know I've heard of them living a thousand years in Legends, and they don't have [MAXAGE] entries.  Neither do Goblins.

In theory, Cacame could be the King of the Dwarves FOREVER.

[Vester]

That is why he is king.

Hey Holy Mittens, who killed and ate his wife? And also, who his current dwarven advisor is?

Man, I really want to see Cacame's kill list.

[Holy Mittens]

A female elf named Amoya Themarifa shot and ate her. Unfortunately, she was shot and killed about a year later by another elf (Iwo Lolamaficemi the Barricaded Sever of Flaying, one of the civ's local leaders). Iwo is actually kinda awesome, having worked as a ranger, a farmer, a fishery worker, and hunted great beasts, all while killing elves every few years (he has five kills, all elves).

Cacame doesn't have an advisor. At least, not that I can see. One didn't arrive with him and there's nothing on the Civ screen that shows an advisor. I don't know if he would show up normally when you strike the [DEEP] metals or not (first time I've ever done it). I also have no plans of getting to enough dwarves to reach the level where the King would normally show up, because even at 85 dwarves, I sit between 15-20 FPS depending on what's happening.

Cacame's kill list is actually unspectacular. World Gen ended in 100 and he only lost his wife in 97 and became the King in 99. So he didn't have long to run up a kill count.

[Vester]

Well, there's always a way to rectify his low kill count.

Aww, no advisor? Well, it would be nice if he did have one, but you can't have everything.

(Like what BurnedToast is to Captain Ironblood).

[Blargityblarg]

The ASM is my Assorted Silliness Mod. The link is in my sig.