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[TheBiggerFish]

Snrk.

I'm half-tempted to write something, but it'd probably be carp.  And not the properly !!FUN!! kind.

[wierd]

As long as it is suitably dedwarvenizing, armok shouldnt send a plague of mind altering kittens to destroy us, so as long as that happens, I am sure it will be OK in the end.

[TankKit]

Ho-Ly-Shit.
I never thought I would ever say this but, he is the most BADASS Elf to ever exist.

Cacame Facts:

Armok didn't make Cacame, Cacame made Armok.
The dragon didn't breath fire on Cacame, Cacame breathed fire on the dragon.
Demons don't burn Cacame, Cacame burns demons.
Magma doesn't melt Cacame, Cacame melts Magma.

And those are facts about Cacame, I might even make a poem about Cacame soon.

[TheImmortalRyukan]

most BADASS Elf

ONLY

[Karnewarrior]

Except Cacame had a whole harem of badass elves (and goblins, and dwarves, and humans) so he can't be the only badass elf.


Really this is just what happens when you give a good elf steel. Abject slaughter.

[Fleeting Frames]

If you set your badass standard that high, you'd have to count figures like Tholtig as not badass.

Remember - Cacame did almost all of this while not needing alcohol to function.

[NullForceOmega]

Also while not wearing any armor, and the dragon he killed with only middling hammer skill.

[LordPorkins]

If you set your badass standard that high, you'd have to count figures like Tholtig as not badass.

Remember - Cacame did almost all of this while not needing alcohol to function.

Wait. If Cacame is like this while sober...

What happens when he's drunk?

[Fleeting Frames]

Well, taverns indicate he'd become more violent towards anyone nearby.

[TankKit]

Wait. If Cacame is like this while sober...

What happens when he's drunk?

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

[Adragis]

Not sure, but I'm fairly certain he still drank the dwarves' booze. OP does mention 'going to get a drink', without mentioning water.

[ReynTheLord]

So the damned elves took over?





MY GOD! THEY'RE LIKELY BRAINWASHING YOUR DWARVES RIGHT NOW!

[TheImmortalRyukan]

So the damned elves took over?





MY GOD! THEY'RE LIKELY BRAINWASHING YOUR DWARVES RIGHT NOW!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Someone who doesn't like Cacame...... Well, Reyn, you are entitled to your opinion, no matter how wrong it is.

Have you READ the thread?

[ReynTheLord]

So the damned elves took over?





MY GOD! THEY'RE LIKELY BRAINWASHING YOUR DWARVES RIGHT NOW!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Someone who doesn't like Cacame...... Well, Reyn, you are entitled to your opinion, no matter how wrong it is.

Have you READ the thread?

I know I know. I was kidding. Sorry.

[TheImmortalRyukan]

So the damned elves took over?





MY GOD! THEY'RE LIKELY BRAINWASHING YOUR DWARVES RIGHT NOW!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Someone who doesn't like Cacame...... Well, Reyn, you are entitled to your opinion, no matter how wrong it is.

Have you READ the thread?

I know I know. I was kidding. Sorry.

Scared me there bud, wow. Don't troll like that man.

I still find it hilarious that the Game's most well known character is an Elf.