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[TheDJ17]

There is nothing to catch in the south-west swamps.

[QuakeIV]

Urist mcmason has starved to death.

[Lonewolf]

...has organized a party at Adamantine table.
...has organized a party at Adamantine table.
...has organized a party at Adamantine table.
...has organized a party at Adamantine table.
...has organized a party at Adamantine table.
...has organized a party at Adamantine table.

[GenericOverusedName]

The (modded overpower megabeast) (ridiculously long name) has arrived!

[piecewise]

(so and so) has entered a tantrum


When my fort starts getting really big I just start adding doors all over the place. Often times I'll just seal an area and let the dwarves within it either die or kill the crazy man. I once had 4 berzerk dwarves at once and everything just became battle royal with the berzerk dwarves murdering everyone and eventually eachother. A legendary miner was the eventual winner, using an artifact adamant pickax to slaughter everyone. I sent in a squad of crossbowdwarves to finish him off. He killed 2/3rds of the squad and pretty much horribly wounded the rest before they finally put him down. Took 12 arrows to finally do it, 3 to the chest, 2 to the gut 3 to the head and the rest in the limbs. None of the shots were fatal until the last shots to the chest and head, One through the heart and left lung, the other straight through the brain.

[Hectonkhyres]

Urist McDwarf has created Geasngsng Tsejngsj, a Raccoon Bone Blow Gun!

Sounds like a ledgendary japanese blowgun for ninjas.

Wouldn't it be from a tanuki then?

[HatfieldCW]

I used to really like to have three guys in my military at all times, give them all the best gear and let them train themselves to omega-champion levels.  After a seige, I pulled the lever to re-open my dramatic 9x9 front drawbridge, and it CRUSHED ALL THREE OF THEM.  Sunuvabitch...  I named them Horatius, Lartius and Herminius, and that was the saddest trio of announcements ever.

[Chewykittens]

"skittles mckitty" stray cat <tame> has adopted Uristdoglover, fisherdwarf.

[ein]

Urist McFamous, Friend of Everyone has gone stark raving mad!

I could do nothing but sit and wait for the tantrum spiral that was bound to come...

[Skorpion]

Urist mcHauler has died in the heat.
Domas mcHauler cancels store item in stockpile: Unconcious.
A master work of Urist Astdeg has been lost (x20)
Domas mcHauler has bled to death. (and caught fire, but it never said that)

Basically, I fucked up while chanelling out the floor above the obsidian farm to clear out the crust, and tapped into the magma flow. The craftsdwarf workshop I'd set up in there to craft up the obsidian was in danger, and there was a constant stream of dorfs taking the clutter out. One mangled his feet, one just vanished in a cloud of greasy smoke, and then I forbid the whole lot as I'd pulled the flooding lever to stop it.
Ended up losing the workshop, as the magma hit it before the water stopped it.

Then...
Urist mcHauler cancels construct building: Dangerous terrain.
Urist mcHauler cancels construct building: Building site submerged.

I'd drained out the farm of all the 3-4/7 water, aiming to toss it into the underground river. But I forgot to put the doors onto one end, so it flooded a mining shaft and a copper vein I'd mined out.

[AlienChickenPie]

Urist McDwarf has created Geasngsng Tsejngsj, a Kapok Blow Gun!

FTFY

[Myroc]

Urist McNoble has mandated the construction of goods.

[Techhead]

Awesome McSwordMaster, Champion has gone berserk!
Said champion has two adamantine artifact swords, masterpiece artifact armor, and you don't believe in traps.

[The Scout]

You have struck microline.You have struck microline. You have struck microline. You have struck microline. You have struck microline.

[Onlyhestands]

Big HFS spoilers

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

You have struck Adamantine! Praise the Miners!
You have broken into a peculiar cavern at the base of the mountain...
Horror! Demons in the Deep!
Urist McMiner, Miner, has been killed in the heat