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Author Topic: Worst announcement for your fortress ever.  (Read 6393 times)

StealthArcher

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Worst announcement for your fortress ever.
« on: August 04, 2009, 09:53:42 pm »
"Unlinited Bloodshed" Urist, Armokian Fanatic  is throwing a tantrum!

2x Masterwork Adamantium Short Swords.    Of 122 dwarves, 70 were dead when he was done.
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Re: Worst announcement for your fortress ever.
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2009, 10:22:23 pm »
Migrants have arrived.
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Re: Worst announcement for your fortress ever.
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2009, 11:18:16 pm »
Stray cat given birth to kittens
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Re: Worst announcement for your fortress ever.
« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2009, 11:19:42 pm »
Digging designation canceled: wet stone located.
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Re: Worst announcement for your fortress ever.
« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2009, 11:46:02 pm »
Hunter cancels hunt, interupted by goblin hammerman x10
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Re: Worst announcement for your fortress ever.
« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2009, 11:47:05 pm »
Urist McDwarf has created Geasngsng Tsejngsj, a Raccoon Bone Blow Gun!
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Re: Worst announcement for your fortress ever.
« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2009, 11:49:12 pm »
Quote from: The Orange Mage on August 04, 2009, 11:47:05 pm
Urist McDwarf has created Geasngsng Tsejngsj, a Raccoon Bone Blow Gun!
Sounds like a ledgendary japanese blowgun for ninjas.
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Re: Worst announcement for your fortress ever.
« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2009, 12:07:56 am »
Some migrants have arrived...
Lorbamdesis and the surrounding lands have been made a barony.

*sigh* Here we go again...
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Re: Worst announcement for your fortress ever.
« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2009, 01:36:54 am »
Urist SomethingOrOther Died in the heat x2

Last two miners, with my only picks. :(
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Re: Worst announcement for your fortress ever.
« Reply #9 on: August 05, 2009, 09:44:10 am »
Mason has cancelled Build Wall: Dangerous terrain.
The dwarves have suspended the construction of Wall.
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Re: Worst announcement for your fortress ever.
« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2009, 09:51:48 am »
Urist McMiner has died in the heat
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Re: Worst announcement for your fortress ever.
« Reply #11 on: August 05, 2009, 10:00:11 am »
Quote from: Phantom on August 04, 2009, 11:46:02 pm
Hunter cancels hunt, interupted by goblin hammerman x10
While "Urist McHunter cancels hunt, hunting vermin for food." isn't quite as bad, this was once the bane of my existence.  Assuming I hadn't already got a "Urist McHunter has been struck down" by the time this state of affairs happened.

(Thes days I don't even use hunters.  I conscript any immigrant ones to build upon their marksdwarfship, and rely upon cage traps, taming and breeding anything that stumbles into them.  My butcher, haulers and associated client trades often can't keep up with the availability of surplus and slaughterable animals and the resulting products.)
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Re: Worst announcement for your fortress ever.
« Reply #12 on: August 05, 2009, 10:05:21 am »
Urist  MCfisherdwarf has drowned.
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Re: Worst announcement for your fortress ever.
« Reply #13 on: August 05, 2009, 10:13:08 am »
Dave Punchbowlhead cancels attend party: Dangerous terrain
Dave Punchbowlhead has died in the heat.

Those 2 messages coming from your party hall cannot end in any way that does not include a fiery tantrum spiral.
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Re: Worst announcement for your fortress ever.
« Reply #14 on: August 05, 2009, 10:27:25 am »
Urist McSomething cancels fish: Interrupted by carp.
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