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Author Topic: The united kingdom is now safe.  (Read 1924 times)

Bullion

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The united kingdom is now safe.
« on: August 04, 2009, 12:57:14 pm »
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Re: The united kingdom is now safe.
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2009, 01:01:34 pm »
YES! Now my favorite funny-accent speaking people will live.
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Re: The united kingdom is now safe.
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2009, 01:05:16 pm »
All it takes to quell a carp infestation is uncooked nuts?!
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Rowanas

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Re: The united kingdom is now safe.
« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2009, 01:37:13 pm »
We don't have funny accents! Well, we Scottish do, and the Welsh do, and the Cornish, Londoners, North, Mid, Jersey, Wight, Scilly, Shetland and Devonians do, but... um...
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Quote from: Dutchling on April 14, 2012, 02:28:14 pm
I agree with Urist. Steampunk is like Darth Vader winning Holland's Next Top Model. It would be awesome but not something I'd like in this game.
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Re: The united kingdom is now safe.
« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2009, 01:38:15 pm »
Quote from: gtmattz on August 04, 2009, 01:05:16 pm
All it takes to quell a carp infestation is uncooked nuts?!

GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY TO END THIS MENACE ONCE AND FOR ALL

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Re: The united kingdom is now safe.
« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2009, 01:42:42 pm »
How do uncooked nuts kill fish??
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Rowanas

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Re: The united kingdom is now safe.
« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2009, 01:47:18 pm »
Apparently by expanding in the gut, much like baking soda does for most birds. I want to buy a pasty and stuff it with baking soda to kill the local gulls. On the bright side, the gulls hang out in the same area as the scene-kids, so two birds, one stone of baking soda...
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Quote from: Dutchling on April 14, 2012, 02:28:14 pm
I agree with Urist. Steampunk is like Darth Vader winning Holland's Next Top Model. It would be awesome but not something I'd like in this game.
Quote from: Bumber on November 27, 2018, 01:05:30 am
Unfortunately dying involves the amputation of the entire body from the dwarf.

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Re: The united kingdom is now safe.
« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2009, 01:48:32 pm »
Their evil souls cannot handle the uncooked goodness.

Plus, they were probably chestnuts or something.  Those hellish spiked balls of doom.  It only makes sense that one evil would kill another in some kind of evil showdown.
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Re: The united kingdom is now safe.
« Reply #8 on: August 04, 2009, 01:50:47 pm »
The fisherdwarves were defeated more than three times. That fish is now being worshiped! Toady is always right.
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« Reply #9 on: August 04, 2009, 02:09:24 pm »
It even had a full name and proper title "The People's Fish" indeed.

I wonder how many fishermen and soldiers it dragged down to the watery depth's to earn that grim monkier?
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Re: The united kingdom is now safe.
« Reply #10 on: August 04, 2009, 02:33:06 pm »
Aperenty anyone who caught it threw it back because they were so scared.
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Re: The united kingdom is now safe.
« Reply #11 on: August 04, 2009, 02:35:08 pm »
*Bull sharks enter rivers*Uhhh we got one problem...
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Rowanas

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Re: The united kingdom is now safe.
« Reply #12 on: August 04, 2009, 02:36:28 pm »
We're gonna need a bigger...uncooked nut.
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Quote from: Dutchling on April 14, 2012, 02:28:14 pm
I agree with Urist. Steampunk is like Darth Vader winning Holland's Next Top Model. It would be awesome but not something I'd like in this game.
Quote from: Bumber on November 27, 2018, 01:05:30 am
Unfortunately dying involves the amputation of the entire body from the dwarf.

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Re: The united kingdom is now safe.
« Reply #13 on: August 04, 2009, 02:42:20 pm »
*Phantom sets fire to all nut trees*
I didn't do anything...
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Re: The united kingdom is now safe.
« Reply #14 on: August 04, 2009, 02:43:41 pm »
*Tosses Phantom into the river*

"Here's a nut!!!"

lol!
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