Topic: RevolutionaryTextAdventure! Starting the Revolution (Read 7927 times)

Phantom · « **on:** August 03, 2009, 10:13:59 pm »

You are on a ship, there is a man pissing over the side, a crate next to you is marked Carnivorous Potato.
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Emperor_Jonathan · « **Reply #1 on:** August 03, 2009, 11:08:01 pm »

>Open Crate

Phantom · « **Reply #2 on:** August 03, 2009, 11:10:18 pm »

You open the crate, OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT
The potato is carrying you to an island in the distance
What do you do?

Emperor_Jonathan · « **Reply #3 on:** August 03, 2009, 11:14:30 pm »

>Eat Potato

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Phantom · « **Reply #4 on:** August 03, 2009, 11:38:59 pm »

It fails, but you escaped, now your alone on an Island.
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Emperor_Jonathan · « **Reply #5 on:** August 03, 2009, 11:40:09 pm »

>Look around.

Phantom · « **Reply #6 on:** August 03, 2009, 11:41:07 pm »

You see some elves
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Emperor_Jonathan · « **Reply #7 on:** August 03, 2009, 11:42:19 pm »

>EAT ELVES

Phantom · « **Reply #8 on:** August 03, 2009, 11:43:02 pm »

You have ate them, now what is your name?
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Emperor_Jonathan · « **Reply #9 on:** August 03, 2009, 11:44:22 pm »

>Ozymandias, King of Kings, God of Caves, Chosen of Armok, King of Pirates, Wizard.

Phantom · « **Reply #10 on:** August 03, 2009, 11:44:58 pm »

No that is not your name, think again
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Emperor_Jonathan · « **Reply #11 on:** August 03, 2009, 11:48:02 pm »

> If I cannot have Ozymandias, King of Kings, God of Caves, Chosen of Armok, King of Pirates, Wizard, then this game is made of fail.

Phantom · « **Reply #12 on:** August 03, 2009, 11:50:07 pm »

You are now Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God Of Caves, Chosen of Armok, King Of Pirates, Wizard, the LCS is trying to kill you
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Emperor_Jonathan · « **Reply #13 on:** August 04, 2009, 12:10:23 am »

>Look around.

AussieGuy · « **Reply #14 on:** August 04, 2009, 05:33:35 am »

Look for lady naked men.

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