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[Draco18s]

Lets... not... try and find the exact ingredients of the "sausage inna bun".

Also, How many Dibblers do you people know? The only ones I can remember are CMOT and DMH

I made up one, once.  Sellin' Me Own Horns Drakkar.*

I didn't name Drakkar very well 4 years ago.  Pullin' Out Me Own Scales (Pullin' Out Me Scales?) would have made more sense and been more in line with the theme.

*Yeah, he's a dragon, and not a very kempt one at that.  Likely more of a kobold.

[Tack]

Clip My Own Wings Drakkar.

[Firnagzen]

There's...

May-I-Be-Kicked-In-My-Own-Ice-Hole Dibooki (Something to that effect, anyway. Sold whale blubber biscuits after the whale exploded by itself.)
Fair Go Dibbler (XXXX, Cafe de Feet, sold meat pie floaters)
May-I-Never-Achieve-Enlightenment Dhiblang (Yak butter tea)
Cut-Me-Own-Hand-Off Dhblah (Erm... something onna stick, as I recall. From Small Gods.)
Dib Diblossonson (?)
Swallow-Me-Own-Blow-Dart Dlang-Dlang (?)
Al-Jiblah (Coucous)

[atomfullerene]

Auditors should function like the gremlins mentioned in dwarf talk this time.  But less mischevious and more depressing.  Pulling levers and whatnot to make life difficult, and maybe providing a depressing thought to dwarfs near them.  And really hard to see. 

I agree with the elves being best for standard HFS, although dungeon dimension critters ought to be possible somehow.  Octiron and meteoric iron are a good call for adamantium stand ins.

Also we need the Mac Feegle somehow....

[Neruz]

Auditors should totally be Vermin that randomly deconstruct things like walls, key supports, vital floodgates etc.

[Firnagzen]

Except they'd be eaten by cats.

[Neruz]

Details details.

[uran77]

Except they'd be eaten by cats.

you mean like greebo

[Firnagzen]

*Shudder* Things would be bad if all cats were like Greebo. Or worse, You. (No, this is not a crack about you, the reader of this note. Granny Weatherwax's cat was named 'You', as in 'Hey, You!'. He (or perhaps she. I forget.) scares the living daylight out of Greebo. Who takes on wolves and wins.)

[Neruz]

It's You, as in You. As i am sure anyone who owns a cat will attest, no matter what it's name actually is, it will spend most of it's life being called You. Usually in forms such as "Hey, you!" "Gerroutovit you!" "You little bugger!" "Aaagh, stop it you!" "Get off the table you!"  and so on.

She's a small fluffy white kitten, and she scares the living daylights out of Greebo. The reason for this is very simple, she's Granny Weatherwax's cat.


Or, more accurately, Granny Weatherwax is her human.

[Tack]

If you can have a vermin that has more damage than a carp, has [liKES_FIGHTING] and [SAVAGE]... Nac Mac Feegle.

And still you all missed "Disembowel Myself Honorably".

[Mr_Bucket_Hat]

I thought it didn't count because you had already mentioned him.

Anyway, I think he should replace the liason.

[Tack]

Pretty accurate there, cos we already sell pieces of junk for exorbitant prices. He'd have a heart attack if he saw the amount of stone mugs we have.

[Quantum Toast]

Thank goodness, I thought I would have to buy something from a street-vendor...

You don't want one of Dibblers famous pies? They're made from 100% pie! Well, 90%, er, at least half anyway.

Genuine Pig! Real, actual Pig Products in any case...

Kind of reminds me of those glitches where you get a blank space for the material of an item... " Pie"

[LegoLord]

The Nac MacFeegle would best be done as something similar to kobolds, only faster and stronger.

You do not want them to make successful raids.  An ambush would likely kill you.