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Lord Dakoth

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Re: original evony ad?
« Reply #90 on: September 29, 2009, 09:33:15 pm »
Quote from: Vester on September 29, 2009, 09:08:08 pm
"This game is about medeival civilizations.
Medeival civilizations have women.
Let's advertise with pictures of naked women!"

Bonus points if they're totally NOT medieval women!
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Re: original evony ad?
« Reply #91 on: September 29, 2009, 09:43:47 pm »
Quote from: Sensei on September 29, 2009, 06:16:02 pm
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Wow... not even the game's name. :\
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO PLAY?!
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Re: original evony ad?
« Reply #92 on: September 29, 2009, 09:44:59 pm »
Quote from: Jack_Bread on September 29, 2009, 09:43:47 pm
Quote from: Sensei on September 29, 2009, 06:16:02 pm
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Wow... not even the game's name. :\
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO PLAY?!

My Lord.

It's a game about random women.
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Re: original evony ad?
« Reply #93 on: September 29, 2009, 10:21:11 pm »


Facepunch saves the day!
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Re: original evony ad?
« Reply #94 on: September 30, 2009, 09:44:54 am »
Quote from: Lord Dakoth on September 29, 2009, 09:33:15 pm
Quote from: Vester on September 29, 2009, 09:08:08 pm
"This game is about medeival civilizations.
Medeival civilizations have women.
Let's advertise with pictures of naked women!"

Bonus points if they're totally NOT medieval women!
To be fair, pics of female skeletons dug up from medieval graveyards wouldn't bring in nearly as much traffic.
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Re: original evony ad?
« Reply #95 on: September 30, 2009, 01:22:24 pm »
Quote from: DJ on September 30, 2009, 09:44:54 am
To be fair, pics of female skeletons dug up from medieval graveyards wouldn't bring in nearly as much traffic.

These days?  It's not far away from working.

In any case, one could always use actual Medieval depictions of naked women.  They made plenty of them back then.  I'd show examples, but I don't want to break any forum rules...
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Quote from: smjjames on July 31, 2009, 02:41:30 pm
I'm talking about the bronze colossus. It's supposed to be made entirely of bronze.
But really he's just a softie inside. They all are really. When megabeasts come to your fort you never welcome them inside and give them a hug, do you. You heartless bastards...

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Re: original evony ad?
« Reply #96 on: September 30, 2009, 02:18:29 pm »
I'm not sure if Toady will appreciate us posting 15th century hentai.
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Re: original evony ad?
« Reply #97 on: September 30, 2009, 02:29:39 pm »
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Re: original evony ad?
« Reply #98 on: September 30, 2009, 09:12:28 pm »
Quote from: Armok on September 30, 2009, 02:29:39 pm
Hey look! A link to a place with less guidlines!

I fail to see how having less guidelines is a good thing.

Also, doesn't Toady like, not want people to link there?
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Re: original evony ad?
« Reply #99 on: September 30, 2009, 09:57:59 pm »
Looks like sort of a dull place anyway.

Isn't this what you were calling New VN a while ago? And everyone maligned?
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Re: original evony ad?
« Reply #100 on: September 30, 2009, 11:36:13 pm »
Quote from: Sensei on September 29, 2009, 10:21:11 pm


Facepunch saves the day!

lol...
SAVE THE QUEEN!
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Re: original evony ad?
« Reply #101 on: October 01, 2009, 09:01:41 am »
You shouldn't play God >:(
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Quote from: Sunken on May 19, 2009, 12:51:32 pm
Quote from: Muz on May 19, 2009, 08:37:52 am
Urist, President has immigrated to your fortress!
Urist, President mandates the Dwarven Bill of Rights.

Cue magma.
Ah, the Magma Carta...

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Re: original evony ad?
« Reply #102 on: October 01, 2009, 09:11:29 am »
Quote from: DJ on October 01, 2009, 09:01:41 am
You shouldn't play God >:(

And don't play with him either.

He really hates it when he loses.
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Re: original evony ad?
« Reply #103 on: October 01, 2009, 10:26:46 am »
Quote from: Hawkfrost on October 01, 2009, 09:11:29 am
Quote from: DJ on October 01, 2009, 09:01:41 am
You shouldn't play God >:(

And don't play with him either.

He really hates it when he loses.

Humans don't smite entire cities when they lose.  Gods are known to do that.

Also, the fact that this game looks at things from the upper-class perspective offends my egalitarian sensibilities.  All about queens and such.  We need one from the peasant perspective.  ("Watch your lover be hung, drawn and quartered for stealing bread!"  "Oppressed forever!"  "Play now, thou knave, I command it!")
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Quote from: Rowanas on July 31, 2009, 04:27:25 pm
Quote from: smjjames on July 31, 2009, 02:41:30 pm
I'm talking about the bronze colossus. It's supposed to be made entirely of bronze.
But really he's just a softie inside. They all are really. When megabeasts come to your fort you never welcome them inside and give them a hug, do you. You heartless bastards...

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Re: original evony ad?
« Reply #104 on: October 01, 2009, 11:02:57 am »
I can see it now. On their ads, they have the busty chick in the leather bikini holding a whip.
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