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zchris13

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It's so cool it hurts
« on: August 02, 2009, 11:17:44 pm »



I hope this works. It was really scary.  I was reading Schlock Mercenary, (FROM THE BEGINNING!)(ohh, my head)
AND THEN THIS HAPPENED.



YOU DON'T NEED TO READ THIS FROM THE BEGINNING.

START HERE.
« Last Edit: August 11, 2009, 02:59:53 pm by zchris13 »
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« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2009, 11:23:31 pm »

Explain this thread better, I don't understand.

You were reading um, a webcomic? And then saw an ad for a dating site where rich men can find young women? And then you made a thread in life advice asking for help?

What are we helping with?
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Re: Somebody help us
« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2009, 12:16:08 am »

Our society. This is truly the end times.
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Re: Somebody help us
« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2009, 12:38:01 am »



I hope this works. It was really scary.  I was reading Schlock Mercenary, (FROM THE BEGINNING!)(ohh, my head)
AND THEN THIS HAPPENED.

Is it just me or does that woman have the face of a mule?
« Last Edit: August 03, 2009, 12:41:43 am by Rilder »
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« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2009, 12:51:13 am »

Our society. This is truly the end times.

I take it you are offended by this ad then?

I can sort've see where you're coming from:

"HEY RICH GUYS! YOU LONELY AND WANT A WOMAN THAT'LL ONLY LOVE YOU FOR YOUR MONEY?! COME TO OUR WEBSITE!"
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« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2009, 12:52:38 am »

Our society. This is truly the end times.

I take it you are offended by this ad then?

I can sort've see where you're coming from:

"HEY RICH GUYS! YOU LONELY AND WANT A WOMAN THAT'LL ONLY LOVE YOU FOR YOUR MONEY?! COME TO OUR WEBSITE!"

I can't see where you're coming from. the ad blinded me.
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Re: Somebody help us
« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2009, 01:19:27 am »

Curse you Adblock plus for removing all offending material from my sight (or is that site?)

Seriously get Firefox, install Adblock Plus are you'll no longer have to worry about problems like this.
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« Reply #7 on: August 03, 2009, 03:12:52 am »

Actually, I would report that to Howard Talyer.  He hates ads like that, and such services.  Being Mormon and all.
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« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2009, 05:29:15 am »

There's probably a polygamous joke in here, but I'm not going to be the one who says it.

Besides, most Mormons of monogamous anyway...
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« Reply #9 on: August 03, 2009, 06:03:51 am »

Don't worry, he's always the first one to make those jokes anyway.

I caught him for a two hour panel discussion at a convention.  Hi-larious!
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« Reply #10 on: August 03, 2009, 01:48:31 pm »

I don't actually get what's so bad about sugar daddy dating?
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« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2009, 02:20:04 pm »

A lot of Dating services actually have very attractive people signed up

The secret is that they have no attention on ever letting them leave.
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« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2009, 02:23:26 pm »

And especially given the statements on the ad itself, it's basically a classy prostitution ring.
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« Reply #13 on: August 03, 2009, 02:32:06 pm »

And especially given the statements on the ad itself, it's basically a classy prostitution ring.

Actually yes. after you pointed it out it does seem like an "Escort" Service.

Afterall... WHAT sorta freeked out woman would sign up for a dating service like that?

Ohh wait.. "Successful Men" the kind that would "Have money"

I am kinda sad that there are quite a few words for what seems like a Legitimate buisness on the surface such as Escort. (Geisha to my knowledge doesn't even mean prostitute in Japanese it means Entertainer. Which confused me for a while and I am still unsure if there are Legitimate Non-prostitute geishas)
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« Reply #14 on: August 03, 2009, 02:35:27 pm »

Afterall... WHAT sorta freeked out woman would sign up for a dating service like that?

I would suppose, a woman looking for a lot of free expensive dates and a self-absorbed guy to pay her bills.
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