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Lummox JR

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Re: Elfs and trees
« Reply #45 on: August 03, 2009, 09:23:31 pm »
I can't bring myself to hate the elves too much. They brought my current fortress the three black bears needed to start a breeding population (which is now very large). This year they brought a freaking alligator. How can I stay mad at them?
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Re: Elfs and trees
« Reply #46 on: August 03, 2009, 09:26:02 pm »
Quote from: buzz killington on August 03, 2009, 07:17:36 pm
Although they do bring logs, which I need..

In my games, humans and dwarves have brought me wood with or without me requesting it. They sell you it for 3 dwarf bucks a pop as apposed to the expensive elf wood shit they try to sell me.
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Re: Elfs and trees
« Reply #47 on: August 03, 2009, 09:28:34 pm »
This what I get, every time I piss off my iron elves
Generic sentry, sentry, has been struck down
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Vester

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Re: Elfs and trees
« Reply #48 on: August 04, 2009, 09:10:51 am »
Quote from: Lummox JR on August 03, 2009, 09:23:31 pm
I can't bring myself to hate the elves too much. They brought my current fortress the three black bears needed to start a breeding population (which is now very large). This year they brought a freaking alligator. How can I stay mad at them?

You can think of elves as bringing stuff that's either awesome or impractical.

However +elf bone bolts+ are pretty practical.
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Re: Elfs and trees
« Reply #49 on: August 04, 2009, 10:14:58 am »
Quote from: Vester on August 04, 2009, 09:10:51 am
Quote from: Lummox JR on August 03, 2009, 09:23:31 pm
I can't bring myself to hate the elves too much. They brought my current fortress the three black bears needed to start a breeding population (which is now very large). This year they brought a freaking alligator. How can I stay mad at them?

You can think of elves as bringing stuff that's either awesome or impractical.

However +elf bone bolts+ are pretty practical.

And at size 7, they give you 35 bolts instead of the standard 30 you get out of a goblin.
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Re: Elfs and trees
« Reply #50 on: August 04, 2009, 02:36:49 pm »
Quote from: Vester on August 04, 2009, 09:10:51 am
stuff that's either awesome or impractical.

You differentiate between the two? How positively undwarfy of you.
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Re: Elfs and trees
« Reply #51 on: August 04, 2009, 02:44:00 pm »
ah, you have fallen into a logical fallacy.

All that is impractical is awesome, but not all that is awesome is impractical.
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Quote from: Dutchling on April 14, 2012, 02:28:14 pm
I agree with Urist. Steampunk is like Darth Vader winning Holland's Next Top Model. It would be awesome but not something I'd like in this game.
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Re: Elfs and trees
« Reply #52 on: August 04, 2009, 02:55:27 pm »
Persoannly I completly ignore the elves exept of checking their caravans for cool stuff. Even when they demand I cut down less trees I ignore them. They are objects of lesser existance.
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Re: Elfs and trees
« Reply #53 on: August 04, 2009, 03:00:13 pm »
Existence. Vermin are creatures of lesser existence, yet we still keep cats around to kill them (STOP KILLING MY PRECIOUS TURTLES, THEY ARE ONLY A VERMIN ON TECHNICALITY). You should keep a cat-analogue for ridding yourself of elves, but not precious turtle elves. If they existed.
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Quote from: Dutchling on April 14, 2012, 02:28:14 pm
I agree with Urist. Steampunk is like Darth Vader winning Holland's Next Top Model. It would be awesome but not something I'd like in this game.
Quote from: Bumber on November 27, 2018, 01:05:30 am
Unfortunately dying involves the amputation of the entire body from the dwarf.

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Re: Elfs and trees
« Reply #54 on: August 04, 2009, 03:01:49 pm »
*cough* grammar nazi *cough*. Anway, for now elves are just hippies to me.
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Re: Elfs and trees
« Reply #55 on: August 04, 2009, 03:13:52 pm »
Hey, I let persoanlly slide :D
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Quote from: Dutchling on April 14, 2012, 02:28:14 pm
I agree with Urist. Steampunk is like Darth Vader winning Holland's Next Top Model. It would be awesome but not something I'd like in this game.
Quote from: Bumber on November 27, 2018, 01:05:30 am
Unfortunately dying involves the amputation of the entire body from the dwarf.

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Re: Elfs and trees
« Reply #56 on: August 04, 2009, 03:19:02 pm »
*cough*Grammar Communist*cough*
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Re: Elfs and trees
« Reply #57 on: August 04, 2009, 06:21:16 pm »
Grr.. What i hate about Elves is that they all smell of Holy Water, Satyrs, Unicorns, Forest Spirits, River Spirits, River Spirits, And Many Vegetables of which i am quite unfond of...




Oh yeah, and they're Anti-Demonists.
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Re: Elfs and trees
« Reply #58 on: August 04, 2009, 07:35:16 pm »
Speaking of which, why do elves sell you animals?

What, are they too dumb to notice all the -Grizzly Bear Leather Tunic- lying around the fort?
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Re: Elfs and trees
« Reply #59 on: August 04, 2009, 07:50:53 pm »
Quote from: Rowanas on August 04, 2009, 03:00:13 pm
... precious turtle elves. If they existed....

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