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ToonyMan

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Re: How to get a girlfriend
« Reply #240 on: August 07, 2009, 06:06:56 pm »
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If you were me (which means in my perspective) I wouldn't even bother until after college.  Anything before that is usually destine to fail.  Prove me wrong.

Okay, I know of several successful long-term relationships between people who are still going to college. At least one has resulted in marriage so far, and my girlfriend and I have been going out for over three years.

And if you never bother getting romantically involved until you're like 24 years old, you're going to have a hell of a lot of catching up to do in terms of still being naive and probably confused about a lot of things.

Thanks, the time bomb stopped at 0:34.
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Re: How to get a girlfriend
« Reply #241 on: August 07, 2009, 06:13:54 pm »
Er. Huh?
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Re: How to get a girlfriend
« Reply #242 on: August 07, 2009, 06:14:30 pm »
You saved my life.  It would explode at 0:00.
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Re: How to get a girlfriend
« Reply #243 on: August 07, 2009, 06:19:07 pm »
Quote from: ToonyMan on August 07, 2009, 06:14:30 pm
You saved my life.  It would explode at 0:00.

Luckily it was one of those bombs you see in the movies and tv shows that take a half hour to go 30 seconds.
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Re: How to get a girlfriend
« Reply #244 on: August 07, 2009, 06:22:06 pm »
I was the one who made the bomb.
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Re: How to get a girlfriend
« Reply #245 on: August 07, 2009, 06:30:34 pm »
Quote from: ToonyMan on August 07, 2009, 06:22:06 pm
I was the one who made the bomb.

Well that explains a lot.


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You know what's funny? Using that to exploit guys for drinks. X3 It works best if you have a partner that comes in a bit before or after you, then when both of you have had enough one of you goes over to the other and talk a bit so that both guys know they just got screwed. XD

Me and Milly must of burnt so many guys that way. :3

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You know what you two are?  Jerks.  Not for doing that in itself - I applaud suckering people out of free drinks.  You're jerks in general because we men don't have any way of doing something like that without looking like titanic assholes.  Why don't I get free drinks for leading women on?  Discrimination I tells ya! :ragefist:
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Re: How to get a girlfriend
« Reply #246 on: August 07, 2009, 06:31:26 pm »
You could always shave your beard.
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Re: How to get a girlfriend
« Reply #247 on: August 07, 2009, 06:36:56 pm »
Well if it makes you feel better Aqizzar if I ever run into you ill buy you a drink, okay? Well assuming they believe my ID for once.
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Re: How to get a girlfriend
« Reply #248 on: August 07, 2009, 07:00:15 pm »
I don't drink.  Mainly because I'm terrified of what I might say when drunk.
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Re: How to get a girlfriend
« Reply #249 on: August 07, 2009, 07:11:57 pm »
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How to get a girlfriend

Buy one at amazon.com!
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Re: How to get a girlfriend
« Reply #250 on: August 07, 2009, 07:14:09 pm »
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Re: How to get a girlfriend
« Reply #251 on: August 07, 2009, 07:19:23 pm »
Quote from: Sofia on August 07, 2009, 06:36:56 pm
Well if it makes you feel better Aqizzar if I ever run into you ill buy you a drink, okay? Well assuming they believe my ID for once.

Aren't you... 23? How old do you need to be?
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Re: How to get a girlfriend
« Reply #252 on: August 07, 2009, 07:21:46 pm »
I'm 23 but I get mistaken for a teenager. It sucks.
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Re: How to get a girlfriend
« Reply #253 on: August 07, 2009, 07:24:57 pm »
Quote from: ToonyMan on August 07, 2009, 07:14:09 pm
First result for "girlfriend" in amazon.
Buy one at amazon.com for as little as 5.95! (shipping&handling costs not included)
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Quote from: fqllve on September 08, 2011, 11:56:27 am
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Re: How to get a girlfriend
« Reply #254 on: August 07, 2009, 07:36:30 pm »
Quote from: Sofia on August 07, 2009, 07:21:46 pm
I'm 23 but I get mistaken for a teenager. It sucks.

Ha, I get mistaken for a 19 year old. It rocks.
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