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[Vester]

I'd prefer not to believe that, when someone buys me a drink, he wants to bang me.

[Muz]

I'd want to bang most girls, whether or not I buy her a drink. But I have my dignity, so I don't.

[Jackrabbit]

I think every girl knows what a guy plans when he's urging her to drink. Going along with it is consent, IMHO, unless he's forcing her to drink or something.

Consent as in consent to have sex? No, a drink is not a contract.

Although it's very nice. Very very nice baby.

Sorry. Been listening to flight of the concords. A kiss is not a contract...

[Gunner-Chan]

You know what's funny? Using that to exploit guys for drinks. X3 It works best if you have a partner that comes in a bit before or after you, then when both of you have had enough one of you goes over to the other and talk a bit so that both guys know they just got screwed. XD

Me and Milly must of burnt so many guys that way. :3

[DJ]

There's a difference between buying a girl a drink, and pressuring her into drinking a litre of vodka.

[Osmosis Jones]

Wait, so you mean that time that girl kept pouring me shots of vodka and midori, she was trying to get in my pants?! I feel so... so... 

[ToonyMan]

Who needs girlfriends when you have the singing mushrooms?

On more serious note,

If you were me (which means in my perspective) I wouldn't even bother until after college.  Anything before that is usually destine to fail.  Prove me wrong.  Oh wait, you're just talking about temporary involvement.  In that case RIGHT ON.  DO YOUR THING.

[DJ]

Every relationship is doomed to fail. Death comes for us all.

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Forgot to reply to this:

I'd prefer not to believe that, when someone buys me a drink, he wants to bang me.

Here's a rule of thumb: if you're reasonably attractive and the guy is not related to you or gay, he wants to bang you. That's just the way guys work. Hell, I want to bang about 1/3 of world's female population.

[ToonyMan]

Every relationship is doomed to fail. Death comes for us all.

Well then, what's the point of your post and the point of my reply to your post?  WE JUST DO STUFF WHILE WE LIVE.

[DJ]

Live now. Don't spend your life waiting for things that may or may not come.

[sonerohi]

I, eh, applause the returning of 'dwarven' humour to these boards.

Especially after Me, Sofia, Okenido, and someone else managed to mangle it horribly

...

Yesssss. A joiner... the Toon Empire, stronger every day.

[ToonyMan]

There is no stopping the inevitable.

[Leafsnail]

It does count as rape if you attempt to get someone drunk in order to get them to a point where they cannot refuse or resist, or if you have sex with someone who is already in that state.  Consenting to drink alcohol doesn't necessarily mean that they consent to having sex while drunk.

[G-Flex]

If you were me (which means in my perspective) I wouldn't even bother until after college.  Anything before that is usually destine to fail.  Prove me wrong.

Okay, I know of several successful long-term relationships between people who are still going to college. At least one has resulted in marriage so far, and my girlfriend and I have been going out for over three years.

And if you never bother getting romantically involved until you're like 24 years old, you're going to have a hell of a lot of catching up to do in terms of still being naive and probably confused about a lot of things.

[Vester]

You know what's funny? Using that to exploit guys for drinks. X3 It works best if you have a partner that comes in a bit before or after you, then when both of you have had enough one of you goes over to the other and talk a bit so that both guys know they just got screwed. XD

Me and Milly must of burnt so many guys that way. :3

There needs to be an emoticon for

[bow down to the master]