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Re: How to get a girlfriend
« Reply #210 on: August 07, 2009, 06:28:34 am »

Also:
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Re: How to get a girlfriend
« Reply #211 on: August 07, 2009, 06:32:59 am »

It's starting to get sexist.

It is also, fortunately, hilarious.

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[NAME:smelt drunken girls (use bars)]

Also, best pun ever.
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Re: How to get a girlfriend
« Reply #212 on: August 07, 2009, 06:36:18 am »


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[MATGLOSS_STONE:GIRL]
[VALUE:1000000][COLOR:r:7:1][TILE:15][GEM:girl:STP]
[ENVIRONMENT:ALLUVIAL:CLUSTER_ONE:1]

Praise the miners!  We've struck chicks, dude!

Now, that is some HFS.
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Re: How to get a girlfriend
« Reply #213 on: August 07, 2009, 06:41:10 am »

It's starting to get sexist.

It is also, fortunately, hilarious.
Nah, it was just a stupid joke. I didn't mean to offend anyone :).
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Re: How to get a girlfriend
« Reply #214 on: August 07, 2009, 06:42:09 am »

It's starting to get sexist.

It is also, fortunately, hilarious.
Nah, it was just a stupid joke. I didn't mean to offend anyone :).

It would be offensive if it weren't so funny  ;D
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Re: How to get a girlfriend
« Reply #215 on: August 07, 2009, 07:11:42 am »

I, eh, applause the returning of 'dwarven' humour to these boards.

Especially after Me, Sofia, Okenido, and someone else managed to mangle it horribly

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Re: How to get a girlfriend
« Reply #216 on: August 07, 2009, 08:03:45 am »

Well done you.
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Re: How to get a girlfriend
« Reply #217 on: August 07, 2009, 08:28:11 am »

All jokes aside, you shouldn't get girls drunk just to sleep with them.  Seriously.  It's still rape.
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Re: How to get a girlfriend
« Reply #218 on: August 07, 2009, 09:07:36 am »

What? Oh, and if it's an opposite case, do you still call it a rape?
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Re: How to get a girlfriend
« Reply #219 on: August 07, 2009, 09:16:12 am »

I got drunk the other weekend and slept with a woman I just met. I feel so violated  :'(
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Re: How to get a girlfriend
« Reply #220 on: August 07, 2009, 09:22:07 am »

I got drunk the other weekend and slept with a woman I just met. I feel so violated  :'(

You poor thing.

What? Oh, and if it's an opposite case, do you still call it a rape?

You know, now that I think about it... if a woman gets a guy drunk to sleep with him, then that's rape too, I guess.

It should work both ways.


EDIT: Reconsidered my opinion. Neither situation is rape, it's just behaving like a lousy person.
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« Reply #221 on: August 07, 2009, 09:25:44 am »

When you're drunk you don't do things you don't want to do. You just do things that you would normally do if you weren't restrained by social norms and common sense. So, while sleeping with drunk girls isn't exactly gentlemanly behaviour, I wouldn't equate it with rape.
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Re: How to get a girlfriend
« Reply #222 on: August 07, 2009, 09:28:22 am »

When you're drunk you don't do things you don't want to do. You just do things that you would normally do if you weren't restrained by social norms and common sense. So, while sleeping with drunk girls isn't exactly gentlemanly behaviour, I wouldn't equate it with rape.

I think he was talking about getting girls drunk specifically to get in their pants. It might not be rape per se, but it is a completely dickish thing to do, in my opinion.
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Re: How to get a girlfriend
« Reply #223 on: August 07, 2009, 09:38:39 am »

When you're drunk you don't do things you don't want to do. You just do things that you would normally do if you weren't restrained by social norms and common sense. So, while sleeping with drunk girls isn't exactly gentlemanly behaviour, I wouldn't equate it with rape.

I think he was talking about getting girls drunk specifically to get in their pants. It might not be rape per se, but it is a completely dickish thing to do, in my opinion.

I would agree.
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Re: How to get a girlfriend
« Reply #224 on: August 07, 2009, 09:40:50 am »

I think every girl knows what a guy plans when he's urging her to drink. Going along with it is consent, IMHO, unless he's forcing her to drink or something.
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