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[x2yzh9]

yesh well i haz ausperger syndrome, i did like to emphasize i could fecate burgers and eat them to survive[hint hint, assburgers syndrome ^^] (yes, if you call me an asspie i dont fucking care) On that note, i have a hard time coming up with original stuff to say to girls and sometimes we don't really.. have a conversation, because i don't do a lot of stuff. Herm. Not completely bad, went to physical therapy for it and ive went to mental therapy before.

Physical therapy?  For Aspergers?

Anyway, even if you can't hold a conversation yet, you can still try to be a good listener.  That means finding someone more talkative than yourself and letting them know that you're paying attention.  It helps if you actually care about the person, but you'll pick up some social skills regardless.

Also, yeah, I never met anyone who had a successful relationship in middle school.  If you even learn to talk to girls, you should be proud.  I was still a clueless loser freak when I started high school but everything worked out fine.

For reference, I was homeschooled until 7th grade, which as far as I can tell is kind of like having Aspergers.

Mm, well, physical therapy for reactions and such, but i eventually found out something.
The box shows a green light, then a pic comes up for you to clap on, a small delay but signifant so if you dont clap FTL it fails, so i just learned to look at the power box and aced my way out.

You are correct, that is what I assumed.  I was wrong.

Sorry dude.

Yea, sorry for ranting you out ^^. I get really pissed when someone doubts my legitametly-ness, not in a uber-spell mood right now.

[Okenido]

Middle school?

Don't even try, it's a waste of time during that stage.

[Gunner-Chan]

Agreed, wait till school is over. None of them will last.

[cowofdoom78963]

My good man, I'm of the belief that one would do well not to attempt verboseness if one does not possess the faculties of grammar to perform in an exemplary fashion.

With all due respect, of course.

Sir whilst I have the appropriate amount of reverence for you, I must impugn your preponderance. It is essential a being vault someplace if they speculate to mature in the area. This goes for x2yzh9 as well.

But I will take your caution to mind.

Returning to the topic within our mitts.

I at first I was all 

But then, I lol'd.

Though he possesses Aspergers, he still retains his emotions.

Agreed, wait till school is over. None of them will last.

You have the ability to be satiated.

[IndonesiaWarMinister]

My love interest is my classmate in the middle school.
For two years. Acceleration class (do US have acceleration class?)

[x2yzh9]

As an added question, when i laugh to hard my eyes sometime water[probably due to the lack of humor in my life up until 11]. This doesn't exactly look manly or such in front of a girl, any tips on how to uh, stop it?

[Rilder]

As an added question, when i laugh to hard my eyes sometime water[probably due to the lack of humor in my life up until 11]. This doesn't exactly look manly or such in front of a girl, any tips on how to uh, stop it?

I dunno, turn the subject to something tragic and make yourself look sensitive?

[Footkerchief]

As an added question, when i laugh to hard my eyes sometime water[probably due to the lack of humor in my life up until 11]. This doesn't exactly look manly or such in front of a girl, any tips on how to uh, stop it?

This is normal, hence the phrase "laugh until you cry."

[Muz]

Middle school?

Don't even try, it's a waste of time during that stage.

That's the whole point. You get some practice! When else are you going to grind up your flirtation skills? Middle school gives you lots of desperate kids your age, the perfect opportunity to practice.

[x2yzh9]

As an added question, when i laugh to hard my eyes sometime water[probably due to the lack of humor in my life up until 11]. This doesn't exactly look manly or such in front of a girl, any tips on how to uh, stop it?

This is normal, hence the phrase "laugh until you cry."

i mean i do it quite faster then other people. like.. if i laugh for about 5 or 7 seconds my eyes water.

[IndonesiaWarMinister]

As an added question, when i laugh to hard my eyes sometime water[probably due to the lack of humor in my life up until 11]. This doesn't exactly look manly or such in front of a girl, any tips on how to uh, stop it?

This is normal, hence the phrase "laugh until you cry."

i mean i do it quite faster then other people. like.. if i laugh for about 5 or 7 seconds my eyes water.

Ahh...
Idk, then.

[cowofdoom78963]

As an added question, when i laugh to hard my eyes sometime water[probably due to the lack of humor in my life up until 11]. This doesn't exactly look manly or such in front of a girl, any tips on how to uh, stop it?

this is not significant to the undistinguished rabble you consort with. I possess the ability to disclose that it presents itself to people of similar roots as yourself.

i mean i do it quite faster then other people. like.. if i laugh for about 5 or 7 seconds my eyes water.

It is intramural to your intellectuality.

[IndonesiaWarMinister]

Wait wait wiat...

You are 12 now? That's the same age when I joined this forum..........................

[x2yzh9]

Wait wait wiat...

You are 12 now? That's the same age when I joined this forum..........................

woah, you guessed right buddy.

[Osmosis Jones]

First of all, ignore everyone who says you can't/shouldn't get a gf in school. You can, and there's no reason why you shouldn't.

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Try and get fit. Not athlete/sixpack style fit (though that would be a huge advantage), but you said in your first post you were a little chubby. That can be lost easily just by cycling, which isn't strenuous (seriously, I used to ride 35mins to uni, and I'd barely break a sweat after the first month), works as a great mode of transportation and is actually a lot of fun. An hour a day on average is surprisingly easy to get, though it has be at least 10mins at a time for it to have any effect.

If you were older, I'd say it's vital to learn how to dress nicely, but in school it's not a huge issue (hint, jeans and a nice button up t-shirt can work wonders, especially in darker colours).

Throw parties and hold gatherings. If you're aiming for a specific girl, try and make it something she'll be into; e.g. if she likes games, hold LANs (girls that like videogames DO exist :p), but the main thing is to be social. Don't sit on your computer, go out and have fun with friends.

Don't be crass. "Hur hur hur boobies" will never impress a girl... well, unless it was as an ironic comment I guess.

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TALK TO GIRLS! It sounds stupid, but the biggest barrier between guys and girls in school is shyness. Get over it. They're human, just like you. If you talk to them, you have a far greater chance of getting a gf than otherwise.

The only other thing worth noting is CONFIDENCE; don't be self defeating, you have just as good a chance as anyone else. If you do get knocked back, don't mope. Just keep on enjoying life, and eventually you'll find your girl.

Lastly, your 12. Having a girlfriend at 12 is nice, but it doesn't matter one little bit if you don't have one, you're young, and the real fun with dating doesn't start for another 5 odd years