I was almost the first stabee case at my grade school. There was this one really depressed kid. He kept trying to force this girl to like him, and she ignored him and rejected him, etc. His uncle died sometime during the little tizz, and he tried to use the sympathy card, and when that didn't work he started blaming her for all his problems. He got really de-ranged and went physco on a whole bunch of kids outside of school. Then some kids tried to pick on him at lunch and he just lost it, so I told them to just back off of him. He got really pissed and tried to stab me with his fork, and I was only safe because the table was longer than his arm. Then he had a complete breakdown and got hauled off to a therapist and taken out of school for a month.
I was so close to having a totally badass story, and instead I got that ^. The school even tried to suspend me because they thought I'd been trying to push him over the edge. Yes I know it sounds dickish of me to not really care about the kid and just wish that he'd provided me with a better story to tell, but this kid had it coming. Everyone tried to help him at first, and alot of the guys, myself included, pitched in all our advice and skills to try and get him to be a date-able person, and then we pitched all our effort towards getting him to play the field and go date a different girl. He decided to immediately rush off to find the same girl, and ruin his new self-confidence by asking her out.