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[Beanchubbs]

God, Hippocarps. Just speaking, reading, writing, or thinking the name crumbles a fortress to abandoned ruins.

[They Got Leader]

There is one that tops it. It destroys whole civilizations and worlds alike with just the world. Doomsayers scream and kings shudder at the terrible words that are:

skeletal hippocarp

[Beanchubbs]

By speaking these words, the universe will implode upon itself:
Skeletal Unihippocarpelephant

[Itnetlolor]

Actually, they're properly called Carippoparpamus, or Carippo for short.

Reference to this post (with further reference into it's origin):

Here's a little something I made while dwarfing the forums. A little bit of bastardization of nature in a very dwarfy way.

Behold, the worst thing to ever encounter... Bred by yours truly... The n-th wonder of the world:

A CARIPPOPARPAMUS!!!!

_{Carippo for short}

Spoiler: Once you see it, you can't unsee it... (click to show/hide)

And don't let it's dopey smile fool you... It's out for blood.

EDIT:
I'll try to color it in when I have some free time.

And to further top it off; How's about a Skeletal Titanic Giant Cave ArachniChiropterUrsaElephantiCougaguarCarippoUniDracoTentaculatMare?

My brain, eyes, and hands would bleed trying to render that.

[They Got Leader]

actually, i was thinking more along the lines of:

Skeletal Giant Carippoeagpotamalaphant

(skeletal giant carp-hippo-eagle-elephant. Someones got some serious identity issues here... and some really effed up genes...)

or maybe a:

Carpippogonlephagle

Its all your worst nightmares rolled into one. THIS is a real dwarves pet. (Carp-hippo-eagle-elephant-dragon.)

[Beanchubbs]

We need to figure out a way to mod in cross-breeding.

[Hippoman]

And then make them have the same attributes as cats.

[Itnetlolor]

Let's not forget to allow them to have nuclear reactors for stomachs.

[They Got Leader]

Nuclear reactor for a stomach? That would be one beastly pet...

[Beanchubbs]

That wouldn't be a pet, that would be a demonic god.

[Megaman]

the only way to beat them is a gaint army of marksdwarves, 300 spartans marksdwarves.

[Beanchubbs]

Or flood the world with water.
Or flood the world with magma
Quit Dwarf Fortress

[Rowanas]

When Toady implements breeding, I'm going to breed cats with spiders and turn a catsplosion into the most efficient means of defence ever created.

[Ubiq]

or maybe a:

Carpippogonlephagle

Its all your worst nightmares rolled into one. THIS is a real dwarves pet. (Carp-hippo-eagle-elephant-dragon.)

Make it a Carpippogonlephaglebold so it can have Trap Avoid and the ability to pick locks.

[Rowanas]

Carpippogonlephaglebold

[CAN_CIV]
[CAN_SPEAK]
[CAN_LEARN]