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Author Topic: SURVIVAL - HURP UH DURP  (Read 5594 times)

Heron TSG

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Re: SURVIVAL - Parasite n' Pain
« Reply #45 on: August 03, 2009, 12:20:52 pm »

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THAT is my hummer. Instead of a hammer and nails I will use the multitool in the first aid/tool kit that comes with the hummer to unscrew several screws from the hummer to use instead, screwing them into the splash guard I'll be using as the base of my radio.

EDIT: more links saying cloves will help.
http://www.kitchendoctor.com/essentialoils/clove_oil.html
http://www.appliedozone.com/parasites.html
http://www.the-natural-path.com/parasite-cleanse.html
http://curezone.com/cleanse/parasites/
http://www.ehow.com/how_4601374_use-fresh-cloves-parasite-cleanse.html
http://www.merc-buyers.com/klarkia-100.htm
http://www.nutridirect.co.uk/cloves.html
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Re: SURVIVAL - Parasite n' Pain
« Reply #46 on: August 04, 2009, 07:49:00 pm »

Woose... get in here.

EDIT:PM'd just in case.
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Re: SURVIVAL - Parasite n' Pain
« Reply #47 on: August 05, 2009, 08:55:25 am »

is my turn working?
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Re: SURVIVAL - Parasite n' Pain
« Reply #48 on: August 06, 2009, 02:37:49 am »

Dunno. I make things up on the spot after rolling.
Also, woose1 has until 6:00pm(my time) tomorrow until I update and kill him in the silliest and most humiliating way possible.

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Re: SURVIVAL - Parasite n' Pain
« Reply #49 on: August 06, 2009, 09:07:51 am »

I'm gonna be gone for four days, so can I not die?
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Re: SURVIVAL - Parasite n' Pain
« Reply #50 on: August 06, 2009, 09:19:24 am »

Plan your actions and you won't.

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Re: SURVIVAL - Parasite n' Pain
« Reply #51 on: August 07, 2009, 12:17:13 am »

Sensei : Sensei:2
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Tehstefan : Roderick:2
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Sensei removes the shirt and then attempts to try again with a rope. Roderick, though accepting the healing, can't help but close his eyes, in preparation for more pain. Sensei succeeds this time, the pain dieing down on Roderick's end. Sensei goes out to find some firewood, but he couldn't find anything suitable. He stops and looks up at the sun, trying to determine the time. He finds it to be 5:43pm.

Duke 2.0 : Ivan Aonghus:3
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Ian raises his hands, slowly walking back. His heel caught a rock and he fell. The men approached, spears pointing at his neck. The men begin to talk to each other. Ian takes the chance to try and find out their language. Judging from your area... probably Portuguese. It could also be Spanish or Nheengatu. You are unsure.

Barbarossa :SINISTAR:2
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SINISTAR gets an idea to make a radio using parts from his hummer. He gets to work, successfully salvaging what he needs. He wipes the sweat off of his brow, considering resting for a moment. He decided against it. He continues working on the radio. He breaks a few pieces. He might need to get some more things from the hummer to get it working. Feeling sick, he goes inside his hummer. The heat trapped inside makes it VERY uncomfortable. He walks outside and lays on the ground. The heat gets to him. He passes out.

~~Dream~~
Suddenly, you get up. Oh, right! You're giving a report in front of your class. You look around nervously. A UFO flies in. You nervously look down at your paper, slowly reading each word. The teacher looks at you expecting something. The UFO produces several babies. The class bursts into laughter, the teacher shaking her head. OH EM GEE! You peed yourself. Oooh~ how embarrasing! The UFO flies away. The class laughs at you. You break into a cold sweat. You vomit! The class leans back. The teacher escorts you to the nurse's office. The nurse looks at you. She begins to look into your eyes and ears. The nurse's face morphs into a demon's face. She grabs a scalpel from her dress. She looks at you. The scalpel morphs into a wicked dagger. You feel fear freezing your body. The nurse points the dagger at your head then rears it back. She strikes at you! Everything goes black.

Cthulhu:Sticks McGillicutty:2
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Sticks McGillicutty holds his chest and grits his teeth ignoring the pain. He can't seem to ignore it. He begins to walk, his chest pulsing in pain with each step. He continues along his path, attempting to find a road.

Woose1:Sinistro
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He patrols the beach, trying to find something of use. Unable to find anything, he heads back. While walking, Sinistro trips on a rock and hits a coconut tree. He rubs his face, annoyed. Suddenly, a coconut falls on his head. He feels something snap in his- durr hurp urp. Heh heh sinistro lays down staring at clouds he stares and stares and stares until harry potter flys down on his giant eegal and taeks him to mr.big guy who says you stay here now!!111 yaaay!1 he lives happily ever aftr!!!111!!11112
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Re: SURVIVAL - HURP UH DURP
« Reply #52 on: August 07, 2009, 09:51:14 pm »

Assistant! Get the dogs... We have players on the run....

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Re: SURVIVAL - HURP UH DURP
« Reply #53 on: August 07, 2009, 10:16:26 pm »

NOOOOOES! D:

So close.
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Re: SURVIVAL - HURP UH DURP
« Reply #54 on: August 07, 2009, 10:28:27 pm »

I find my arm, and try to see if its salvagable. Since the pain is dying down and all, I should be somewhat more rational.
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Re: SURVIVAL - HURP UH DURP
« Reply #55 on: August 07, 2009, 10:49:38 pm »

Woose, that was the best death ever.
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Re: SURVIVAL - HURP UH DURP
« Reply #56 on: August 07, 2009, 11:39:23 pm »

Woose, that was the best death ever.
I-a-thankyah.
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Re: SURVIVAL - HURP UH DURP
« Reply #57 on: August 08, 2009, 12:19:36 am »

I keep looking for a road.
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Re: SURVIVAL - HURP UH DURP
« Reply #58 on: August 08, 2009, 01:28:44 am »

I try to put tehstefan's arm in the cooler, if it stands any chance of being preserved.

And dammit, if I can't make a fire, we're having sushi!  I look for ANYTHING sharp- a stick, a sharp rock, maybe a knife. If I can't find that, then SO HELP ME I WILL GUT THOSE FISH WITH MY NAILS.
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Re: SURVIVAL - HURP UH DURP
« Reply #59 on: August 09, 2009, 11:20:05 pm »

assemble a katana using hummer parts. commit overly bloody seppuku.
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