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[minno]

I've lost about half of my "Play Now!" characters from .12 to random wildlife spine-kicks.  I either end up paraplegic or suffocating unless I throw an insane amount of stuff to soften them up first.

Well, to be fair, it kind of makes sense. It doesn't pay to startle elephants.

I'm not (usually) that stupid.  It's usually either deer or horses that apply their hooves to my spine at high velocity.

Oh. Yes. because deer and horses are so much safer. Sure they aren't the DEATH WITH FLAT STOMPY FEET. But come on, picture a deer. Now picture its sharp, hard, hooves. Now picture it kicking you...

I now get revenge with my training method.  Aimed attacks to fracture or sever all four hooves to prevent it from kicking my bones through my organs, then I either lie down next to them or constantly wrestle, training defensive skills and wrestling.  If I'm feeling like an extra-special asshole, I do that with unicorns.

[Johnfalcon99977]

I've lost about half of my "Play Now!" characters from .12 to random wildlife spine-kicks.  I either end up paraplegic or suffocating unless I throw an insane amount of stuff to soften them up first.

Well, to be fair, it kind of makes sense. It doesn't pay to startle elephants.

I'm not (usually) that stupid.  It's usually either deer or horses that apply their hooves to my spine at high velocity.

Oh. Yes. because deer and horses are so much safer. Sure they aren't the DEATH WITH FLAT STOMPY FEET. But come on, picture a deer. Now picture its sharp, hard, hooves. Now picture it kicking you...

I now get revenge with my training method.  Aimed attacks to fracture or sever all four hooves to prevent it from kicking my bones through my organs, then I lie down next to them and constantly wrestle, training defensive skills and wrestling.  If I'm feeling like an extra-special asshole, I do that with unicorns.

You may want to rephase that.

[Knigel]

Goddamn chimpanzees, tearing your throat out while you're trying to strangle them.

[iceball3]

I've done this before by accident and landed in clown-city. That's how I learned what it was.

[IpunchFaces]

I'm not sure if this is possible, but it would awesome if it is.

[minno]

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I now get revenge with my training method.  Aimed attacks to fracture or sever all four hooves to prevent it from kicking my bones through my organs, then I lie down next to them and constantly wrestle, training defensive skills and wrestling.  If I'm feeling like an extra-special asshole, I do that with unicorns.

You may want to rephase that.

I actually intentionally changed it from "do it with unicorns" to "do that with unicorns", but apparently that didn't get all the innuendo out of the statement.

[Fluid]

Goddamn chimpanzees, tearing your throat out while you're trying to strangle them.

Monkey see, Monkey do.

[Flaede]

I've done this before by accident and landed in clown-city. That's how I learned what it was.

I BIT an enemy that way.

[dragnar]

I've done this before by accident and landed in clown-city. That's how I learned what it was.

I BIT an enemy that way.

Now you're eating with portals?

[Ze Spy]

[Flaede]

I've done this before by accident and landed in clown-city. That's how I learned what it was.

I BIT an enemy that way.

Now you're eating with portals?

Now you're cooking with magma?

[Ze Spy]

I've done this before by accident and landed in clown-city. That's how I learned what it was.

I BIT an enemy that way.

Now you're eating with portals?

Now you're cooking with magma?

Now you're washing with rivers?

[Kaeoz Crimson]

Not going to use the generator because meh. Anyways, some Megaman named achievements, because they fit well:

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Megaman
Use the weapon of the enemy you kill to kill the next one.

Flashman
Never wear any clothing.

Quickman
Maximize your agilty attribute.

Airman
Kill an enemy that has a breath attack with a thrown object.

Heatman
Throw an object that is on fire and kill your target instantly.

Woodman
Wear an entire suit of armor that is made of wood.

Metalman
Throw a giant serrated disc and kill your target instantly.

Crashman
By falling off a cliff, kill yourself instantly.

Bubbleman
Throw a glob of liquid water and kill your target instantly.

Dr. Wily
Get one of every type of weapon user as your companion.

Dr. Light
Without helping, let your companions kill your enemies for you.

Spoilered because long list is long.

Here's one:
I Can't Beat Airman
Lose ten heroes to the same creature.

[SeriousConcentrate]

I had more problems with Crashman. Airman wasn't that hard TBH but I hated all the jumps in his stage. -.-;

Here's an achievement, no image though:

Punch-Out!!!
Kill an ettin/giant/cyclops with only punches as a kobold.

I've yet to earn that one, but I'll do it eventually.

[Ze Spy]

In punch out you are supposed to be beating some fat guy that can't even fight

Oh wait , no , i mean beating some idiot who can't even Attack while you punch them

Wait , isn't it..................oh , right , You are supposed to punch random fat dudes without any armor and with both sides punching