:ordering the slaughtering of a new litter of kittens:Yaawn... :stretching: ...slow season so far, wish something would--
*Fjordfalcon* of Woolsand the Longboat is approaching from the east!Yowzers, what is this? That's no carp!
:throws away bloody butcher knife and kitty head, tears off apron and taps 'k' key; hovers cursor over craft on river for then to press Enter, spilling kitten blood on keyboard:This is *Fjordfalcon* of Woolsand, an exceptionally well-built Longboat. She is made from oak and is lined by shields on both sides. On the shields are colourful decorations. The vessel has a bow ornament in the shape of a cougar head, the symbol of the city of Rustbeard. On the vessel's sail is an image of a red horn, the symbol of the human Beardspire civilization. The vessel is being manoeuvred by rudder and oars. The vessel is under sail. The crew appears to be preparing to lower the sail.
The vessel looks brand new, and most likely has not seen much action [read: there's no noteworthy records of this vessel in Legends -SK]
The vessel is crewed by about two dozen well-armed, well-equipped men who appear to be readying to disembark. The men look to be in high spirits.
Armok save me
! Siege operators, target the *Fjordfalcon* and fire at will!
:mobilizes military while ordering siege operators to target the vessel and fire when ready:Urist McBallista Operator fires his ballista!
Urist McCatapult Operator fires his catapult!
The ballista arrow shatters the Longboat's bow ornament!
The catapult stone cuts through the *Fjordfalcon*'s sail, tearing it badly!
The catapult stone crashes through the *Fjordfalcon*'s mast, cutting it down!
The *Fjordfalcon* is making for shore!
The *Fjordfalcon*'s crew is dumbstruck by the unexpected attack!
Ha-hah!Now look at you! Thought you could just rush ashore and make off with supplies, slaves and livestock like that last boatload, did ya!
*Fjordfalcon* of Woolsand, Longboat of Beardspire
Owned by Ragnar McRaider the Raider of Dwarves
Agile
Bow Port Hull
Bow Starboard Hull
Stern Port Hull
Stern Starboard Hull
Keel
Bow Ornament
Sail
Mast
Cargo
Rudder Crew in disarray
g: Gen c: Crew i: Crg [Materials and Cargo -SK] p: Pref w: Dmg
Space: Done
Bloodied your noses, have we? Blown the cougar head off of your pretty boat? Well, hold on tight, ya river-skulking scum, we're not through with you yet!
Urist McCatapult Operator fires his catapult!
The catapult stone crashes throught the *Fjordfalcon*'s port bow hull!
Einar Stonemasher, Swordsman, and Ulf Goatbeard, Axeman, are killed by the catapult stone!
The *Fjordfalcon* is flooding!
The *Fjordfalcon*'s crew is abandoning ship!
The *Fjordfalcon*'s crew is badly demoralized!
The *Fjordfalcon* is going down!
The *Fjordfalcon* has run aground!
:whistles: Splash one Longboat! Now mop 'em up before they make it ashore! This'll make even Saving Private Ryan's opening scene look tame!
:watches in glee as a welcoming party of Crossbowdwarves, Swordsdwarves, war dogs, mountain goats and carp rush for the Longboat's crew as they frantically scramble for shore: