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Aqizzar

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Re: MSPA: Intermission
« Reply #1950 on: January 26, 2010, 09:29:03 pm »
Everybody out of the god damn way. I got a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty.

I think I missed where the cane was first declared penis-like, if ever, but it does look like a really big penal bone.  If you know what those are.
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Re: MSPA: Intermission
« Reply #1951 on: January 26, 2010, 09:44:50 pm »
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Re: MSPA: Intermission
« Reply #1952 on: January 26, 2010, 09:47:23 pm »
And damn me if they ain't real.  Bulls are among the creatures that have bones in their penises, so you know.  Apparently long enough to make canes with, the lucky bastards.
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Re: MSPA: Intermission
« Reply #1953 on: January 26, 2010, 09:49:42 pm »
Quote from: Aqizzar on January 26, 2010, 09:47:23 pm
And damn me if they ain't real.  Bulls are among the creatures that have bones in their penises, so you know.  Apparently long enough to make canes with, the lucky bastards.

God damn they're actually real.
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« Reply #1954 on: January 26, 2010, 09:51:12 pm »
it's not the bone that's made into a cane, it's the dried fleshy part.
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Re: MSPA: Intermission
« Reply #1955 on: January 26, 2010, 09:52:44 pm »
Quote from: winner on January 26, 2010, 09:51:12 pm
it's not the bone that's made into a cane, it's the dried fleshy part.

Don't abuse me of my allusions.  Now that I know they exist, I intend to own one once I get rich.  I can handle touching a bone.
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Re: MSPA: Intermission
« Reply #1956 on: January 26, 2010, 09:56:25 pm »
Like a third leg.
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Re: MSPA: Intermission
« Reply #1957 on: January 26, 2010, 09:57:56 pm »
Quote from: Aqizzar on January 26, 2010, 09:52:44 pm
Quote from: winner on January 26, 2010, 09:51:12 pm
it's not the bone that's made into a cane, it's the dried fleshy part.

Don't abuse me of my allusions.  Now that I know they exist, I intend to own one once I get rich.  I can handle touching a boner.
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Re: MSPA: Intermission
« Reply #1958 on: January 26, 2010, 10:01:48 pm »
Thank you Major Obvious.  Captain wasn't a high enough title, so you've been promoted.
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Re: MSPA: Intermission
« Reply #1959 on: January 26, 2010, 10:07:08 pm »
Sweet, few more years and i'll make Colonel.
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Re: MSPA: Intermission
« Reply #1960 on: January 26, 2010, 11:43:40 pm »
Oh wow. I need one of them.
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Re: MSPA: Intermission
« Reply #1961 on: January 26, 2010, 11:56:18 pm »
 It doesn't help that they are described as walking canes, walking being a word that is one letter away from wanking.

 I'll likely get one, just to stick in my study when I have kids to scare them out of the room.
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Re: MSPA: Intermission
« Reply #1962 on: January 26, 2010, 11:59:07 pm »
Quote from: Duke 2.0 on January 26, 2010, 11:56:18 pm
It doesn't help that they are described as walking canes, walking being a word that is one letter away from wanking.

Just... just... fuck you. I hold you personally responsible for the image in my head.
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Re: MSPA: Intermission
« Reply #1963 on: January 27, 2010, 12:17:46 am »
I KNEW HE HAD THE HOTS FOR DUKE.
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Re: MSPA: Intermission
« Reply #1964 on: January 27, 2010, 02:48:00 am »
Hey kids, check it out. See my stick? Made from real bull penis.
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