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[cowofdoom78963]

No really.

Is there no serious awnser to this question?

[zchris13]

You do not understand. We ARE serious.  That is how MSPA works sometimes.

EDIT: ▼No fail it was evil. And had to die.

[Dragooble]

He did it in an attempt to harm jack, since wearing burning articles of clothing is not a good idea (this is demonstrated in Article dwarf, subsection fortress). He then put the fire out because HOLY DAMN HE WAS STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO A FIRE JUST HOW HIGH IS HE?
EDIT: then jack let dad go because he destroyed his arch-nemesis. THE HAT.

[Jackrabbit]

I am being totally serious. I firmly believe he burned the hat because it was a monstrosity.

Also to provoke fear and awe at his badassness from the only foe smart enough to bring a bladed weapon for close quarter combat. But mostly fashion sense did the job.

[ToonyMan]

Dad burned the hat.
Put it out with shaving cream.
Then proceeded to stomp it to pancake form.

[zchris13]

Dad burned the hat.
Put it out with shaving cream.
Then proceeded to stomp it to pancake form.

You are just vomiting the information like a good little human.  Think critically, Toonyman.

[dragnar]

I assumed Jack let him go because Dad was proving to be FAR more trouble than he's worth. The hat is just a pleasant bonus... at least until the king finds out.

I am being totally serious. I firmly believe he burned the hat because it was a monstrosity.

And who wouldn't destroy such an affront to nature and good taste? That hat's existence was a crime!

[Sensei]

It's the sound effect of him punching Jack, who I notice has a tatto like WV.

HOLY CRAP. THEY TRICKED US!

It's not chess. It's cards.

...of course, Skaia will probably involve some absurd game that uses elements of both.

[Leafsnail]

Maybe Dad was sick of pretending to be a clown for John?

[dragnar]

Maybe Dad was sick of pretending to be a clown for John?

When did he ever pretend to be a clown? It seems more likely he thought John liked clowns.

[Leafsnail]

Well, John thought he was a street performer for years, so he probably pretended for John.

[Dragooble]

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Look on Jacks arm! it looks like a bar code pattern!
EDIT:

It's the sound effect of him punching Jack, who I notice has a tatto like WV.

OH GOD DAMNIT. GOD DAMNIT.

[penguinofhonor]

I thought we already thought that WV was related to the imps. I mean, this basically confirms it, but it's not that shocking.

[Dragooble]

It also fully confirms that our wanderers are coming from the light and dark kingdoms. I'm just kind of surprised one of the leader guys has one.

[Myroc]

...

Penguinofhonor is correct, didn't we deduce this much earlier?