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[CobaltKobold]

I'd say she knew that her bullets were'nt going to do much. Hell, she got her dog to FETCH the bullet at the end.

Still wasting ammunition. But, I suppose with a place like hers, she's not going to run out...for now.

[ToonyMan]

Becquerel's wiki page.
So ah, this is the guardian line-up in most dangerous.

1.  Bec - ALTERS TIME AND SPACE MAN
2.  Bro - Ninja skills and really fast.
3.  Dad - Punches and throws stuff awesomely.
4.  Mom - Ponies?  Least known about, but probably the weakest.

[Jackrabbit]

4. Mom - effective against children due to alcohol abuse and sarcastic gift giving, I think.

It's just because Rose had heaps and was rich that she was able to hold her ground, methinks.

[CobaltKobold]

Consider Rose's Mom's Irony vs. Dave's Irony.

[Jackrabbit]

I don't think Mum actually considers it funny though. Ergo she's cleverer than Dave.

[CobaltKobold]

Funny? no. Cool? no. Deeply gratifying? Most Probably.

[deadlycairn]

The Mom has the whole secret laboratory on her side though. Not to mention experiments in ecto-biology.

[CobaltKobold]

This just in:
BEC IS KYOOOOOT AND LOVABLE!

[Akigagak]

Wait. Is Jade narcoleptic?

[Puzzlemaker]

Wait. Is Jade narcoleptic?

...Yes

[Jackrabbit]

Makes sense.

[eerr]

Jade is wesley crusher!

[ToonyMan]

Jade is wesley crusher!

This is why Jade is my least favorite, she all like, "I LIVE ON AN ISLAND BY MYSELF WITH SUPER DOG AND HAVE CRAZY POWERS AND LOTS OF CRRAZY STUFF WITH STUFF STUFF."

[Jackrabbit]

I can't really have been the first person to spot this, but I'm holding out that I'm the first in this thread.

No I have not read the entire thread, so I apologize in advance lest I repeat something.

And of course there's OGLOGOTH, THE DEEP ONE. Whenever he grinds his teeth, all the children of a random galaxy somewhere will frown continuously for a nine thousand year span. He is the first and smallest of the SMALLER GODS, appointed in servitude of a vile, unfathomable pantheon of MIDDLING GODS which caters to the whims of the NOBLE CIRCLE OF HORRORTERRORS, an omniscient, omnipotent order of the elite few, forever cloaked in the darkness of the FURTHEST RING.

The FURTHEST RING. The last of the rings (stages, whatever, I forget the term, they look like rings, okay?) John has to get through, perhaps? Are the rulers of the light and dark world Eldar Gods?

EDIT: Opp! And the next page shows what's needed for summoning procedures, and one of the things looks like a Totem Lathe. I'm definitely not the first to notice this. To the wiki!

Window. Problem Sleuth. Derp de derp derp.

[Aqizzar]

This is why Jade is my least favorite, she all like, "I LIVE ON AN ISLAND BY MYSELF WITH SUPER DOG AND HAVE CRAZY POWERS AND LOTS OF CRRAZY STUFF WITH STUFF STUFF."

She's an oblique take on the "Mary Sue" concept, with nine flavors of Internet "cool", and Johnny Cash for a pet.