Topic: MSPA Homestuck (Read 5142968 times)

Sergarr · « **Reply #50445 on:** December 08, 2014, 07:12:31 pm »

Quote from: Putnam on December 08, 2014, 06:20:19 pm

Quote from: Sergarr on December 08, 2014, 06:15:17 pm
Just wait until somebody shows up with a higher time-line level.

I'll be not surprised if everything we saw up to this point has been a result of a chess battle between two super-powerful retconners.

Lord English used the weapon before John did.

LE used the weapon. He did not create it. I'm pretty sure the one with capability to create such a weapon should have a bigger retcon power-level.

And it probably isn't the self-insert, since his only feats are 1) narrating everything (when he was alive) and 2) neutralizing Doc Scratch from acting in his presence (which is actually kind of a huge deal). Therefore, it's probably somebody else.

King Kravoka · « **Reply #50446 on:** December 08, 2014, 07:18:44 pm »

Quote from: Sergarr on December 08, 2014, 07:12:31 pm

Quote from: Putnam on December 08, 2014, 06:20:19 pm
Quote from: Sergarr on December 08, 2014, 06:15:17 pm
Just wait until somebody shows up with a higher time-line level.

I'll be not surprised if everything we saw up to this point has been a result of a chess battle between two super-powerful retconners.

Lord English used the weapon before John did.
LE used the weapon. He did not create it. I'm pretty sure the one with capability to create such a weapon should have a bigger retcon power-level.

And it probably isn't the self-insert, since his only feats are 1) narrating everything (when he was alive) and 2) neutralizing Doc Scratch from acting in his presence (which is actually kind of a huge deal). Therefore, it's probably somebody else.

I thought Andrew Hussie was simply one of the holes in his omniscience.

Elephant Parade · « **Reply #50447 on:** December 08, 2014, 07:35:23 pm »

Quote from: King Kravoka on December 08, 2014, 07:18:44 pm

Quote from: Sergarr on December 08, 2014, 07:12:31 pm
Quote from: Putnam on December 08, 2014, 06:20:19 pm
Quote from: Sergarr on December 08, 2014, 06:15:17 pm
Just wait until somebody shows up with a higher time-line level.

I'll be not surprised if everything we saw up to this point has been a result of a chess battle between two super-powerful retconners.

Lord English used the weapon before John did.
LE used the weapon. He did not create it. I'm pretty sure the one with capability to create such a weapon should have a bigger retcon power-level.

And it probably isn't the self-insert, since his only feats are 1) narrating everything (when he was alive) and 2) neutralizing Doc Scratch from acting in his presence (which is actually kind of a huge deal). Therefore, it's probably somebody else.
I thought Andrew Hussie was simply one of the holes in his omniscience.

No. If AH is around, Doc Scratch can't do anything. AH even remarked on him being "like a lifeless puppet", if I remember correctly.

Lord English is an entirely different story, of course.

flabort · « **Reply #50448 on:** December 08, 2014, 07:54:59 pm »

Quote from: Elephant Parade on December 08, 2014, 07:35:23 pm

No. If AH is around, Doc Scratch can't do anything. AH even remarked on him being "like a lifeless puppet", if I remember correctly.

like a sort of weird reverse calvin and hobbes thing

XXXXYYYY · « **Reply #50449 on:** December 08, 2014, 08:02:35 pm »

Status Update:
Program mostly done, so now I can input this:

Code: [Select]

getallshipnum(["Dave Strider", "John Egbert","Rose Lalonde","Jade Harley"])and get this:

Code: [Select]

Dave Strider/Dave Strider:22
Dave Strider/John Egbert:3202
Dave Strider/Rose Lalonde:453
Dave Strider/Jade Harley:976
John Egbert/John Egbert:4
John Egbert/Rose Lalonde:465
John Egbert/Jade Harley:102
Rose Lalonde/Rose Lalonde:0
Rose Lalonde/Jade Harley:229
Jade Harley/Jade Harley:0

Dear god, that's a lot easier.

Just gotta rig up a thing to turn a .txt file into a list, and I'm done!

Putnam · « **Reply #50450 on:** December 08, 2014, 08:08:01 pm »

Quote from: Sergarr on December 08, 2014, 07:12:31 pm

Quote from: Putnam on December 08, 2014, 06:20:19 pm
Quote from: Sergarr on December 08, 2014, 06:15:17 pm
Just wait until somebody shows up with a higher time-line level.

I'll be not surprised if everything we saw up to this point has been a result of a chess battle between two super-powerful retconners.

Lord English used the weapon before John did.
LE used the weapon. He did not create it. I'm pretty sure the one with capability to create such a weapon should have a bigger retcon power-level.

And it probably isn't the self-insert, since his only feats are 1) narrating everything (when he was alive) and 2) neutralizing Doc Scratch from acting in his presence (which is actually kind of a huge deal). Therefore, it's probably somebody else.

That would probably be Yaldabaoth. We already know the other denizens have retcon abilities due to recent happenings.

XXXXYYYY · « **Reply #50451 on:** December 08, 2014, 08:41:43 pm »

Whelp. Shit.
Problem arose with the program.
Namely, AoOO does not like it whatsoever.
I had it set up to do all the kids, trolls, and dancestors. All of them. All 32.
It got this error:

Code: [Select]

[Shipton of pairings]
Traceback (most recent call last):
  File "<pyshell#43>", line 1, in <module>
    filetofics("Homestuck.txt")
  File "C:/Users/Evan/Desktop/Ol' to new/Python/Programs/UrlGetter.py", line 43, in filetofics
    return getallshipnum(txttolist(filename))
  File "C:/Users/Evan/Desktop/Ol' to new/Python/Programs/UrlGetter.py", line 28, in getallshipnum
    print namelist[i]+"/"+namelist[j]+":"+getshipnum(namelist[i],namelist[j])
  File "C:/Users/Evan/Desktop/Ol' to new/Python/Programs/UrlGetter.py", line 23, in getshipnum
    return getficnum(constructurl(name1,name2))
  File "C:/Users/Evan/Desktop/Ol' to new/Python/Programs/UrlGetter.py", line 11, in getficnum
    html=urlgetter(url)
  File "C:/Users/Evan/Desktop/Ol' to new/Python/Programs/UrlGetter.py", line 5, in urlgetter
    sock = urllib.urlopen(url)
  File "C:\Python26\lib\urllib.py", line 86, in urlopen
    return opener.open(url)
  File "C:\Python26\lib\urllib.py", line 207, in open
    return getattr(self, name)(url)
  File "C:\Python26\lib\urllib.py", line 346, in open_http
    h.endheaders()
  File "C:\Python26\lib\httplib.py", line 908, in endheaders
    self._send_output()
  File "C:\Python26\lib\httplib.py", line 780, in _send_output
    self.send(msg)
  File "C:\Python26\lib\httplib.py", line 739, in send
    self.connect()
  File "C:\Python26\lib\httplib.py", line 720, in connect
    self.timeout)
  File "C:\Python26\lib\socket.py", line 561, in create_connection
    raise error, msg
IOError: [Errno socket error] [Errno 10061] No connection could be made because the target machine actively refused it

Damn.

Bask in the semi-done glory.

~~I'll add a bit of formatting and edit it above,~~[Done] but :l DAMN IT. IT'S NEVER EASY. ~~I'll put a sleep() statement in there and hopefully it will behave.~~ Didn't work.

Let's hope I'm not blocked by AoOO for this!

Spoiler: It got all the way through Dave! (click to show/hide)

Edit From A Lot Later: Yeaaah. This isn't going to work. Sorry.
Code is here:

Spoiler: Code (click to show/hide)

Code: [Select]

import re
import urllib
import time

def urlgetter(url):
    sock = urllib.urlopen(url)
    htmlSource = sock.read()
    sock.close()
    return htmlSource

def getficnum(url):
    html=urlgetter(url)
    out=re.findall(r'[0-9]+ Works', html)
    try:out=out[0][:-6]
    except:out='0'
    return out

def constructurl(name1,name2): #Names can use spaces between first+last name
    name1.replace(" ", "%20")
    name2.replace(" ", "%20")
    return "http://archiveofourown.org/tags/"+name1+"*s*"+name2+"/works"

def getshipnum(name1,name2):
    return getficnum(constructurl(name1,name2))

def getallshipnum(namelist):
    for i in range(len(namelist)):
        for j in range(i,len(namelist)):
            print namelist[i]+"/"+namelist[j]+":\t"+getshipnum(namelist[i],namelist[j])
        print "-----------------------"

        
def txttolist(filename): #with txt
    fileobj=open(filename)
    outlist=[]
    for i in fileobj:
        if i[-1]=='\n':
            next1=[i[:-1]]
        else:
            next1=[i[:]]
        outlist+=next1
    return outlist

def filetofics(filename):
    return getallshipnum(txttolist(filename))

If you can make it work, I applaud you.

Sergarr · « **Reply #50452 on:** December 09, 2014, 02:52:52 pm »

I've just realized why trolls are always named in (6 letters) + (6 letters) style.

It refers to the nature of their session, with two groups of 6 trolls in each.

Also, the (4 letter) names of our heroes are reference to their 4 player sessions.

God I feel so dumb for not seeing that instantly.

Graknorke · « **Reply #50453 on:** December 09, 2014, 03:44:58 pm »

Quote from: Sergarr on December 09, 2014, 02:52:52 pm

I've just realized why trolls are always named in (6 letters) + (6 letters) style.

It refers to the nature of their session, with two groups of 6 trolls in each.

Also, the (4 letter) names of our heroes are reference to their 4 player sessions.

God I feel so dumb for not seeing that instantly.

That's why the squiddles all have Lovecraftian 48 letter long names.

ArKFallen · « **Reply #50454 on:** December 09, 2014, 05:43:58 pm »

I'm finally fully caught up so PTW.

XXXXYYYY · « **Reply #50455 on:** December 09, 2014, 08:36:30 pm »

I did a thing.

Spoiler: Kids/Everyone! (click to show/hide)

Well, there you go! The number of fics for all the kids, with all the kids, trolls, and dancestors. The program just finished Rufioh when it died this time, so I think I'll run it more sparingly so that AoOO does not think I'm trying to kill it. Here you go! Perhaps I'll sort it later, once I write a program for it. That's all for today program-wise, though.

Zanzetkuken The Great · « **Reply #50456 on:** December 09, 2014, 08:38:40 pm »

Huh. Roxy and Rose both have the same number of fics being paired with Jade.

Arcvasti · « **Reply #50457 on:** December 09, 2014, 08:55:02 pm »

Quote from: XXXXYYYY on December 09, 2014, 08:36:30 pm

I did a thing.
Spoiler: Kids/Everyone! (click to show/hide)
John Egbert/Damara Megido:   2
-----------------------
Jane Crocker/Damara Megido:   2
-----------------------
Dave Strider/Damara Megido:   5
-----------------------
Dirk Strider/Damara Megido:   0
-----------------------
Rose Lalonde/Damara Megido:   0
-----------------------
Roxy Lalonde/Damara Megido:   0
-----------------------
Jade Harley/Damara Megido:   2
-----------------------
Jake English/Damara Megido:   0
-----------------------

: /

Conclusions I've drawn from this:

1: Dave is a PLAYA.

2: Damara is lonely. : /

3: Male incest is apparently the favourite thing for people to make their favourite characters do, given omnopotence. Can't say that was THAT much of a revelation.

XXXXYYYY · « **Reply #50458 on:** December 09, 2014, 09:23:22 pm »

Quote from: Arcvasti on December 09, 2014, 08:55:02 pm

Quote from: XXXXYYYY on December 09, 2014, 08:36:30 pm
I did a thing.
Spoiler: Kids/Everyone! (click to show/hide)
John Egbert/Damara Megido:   2
-----------------------
Jane Crocker/Damara Megido:   2
-----------------------
Dave Strider/Damara Megido:   5
-----------------------
Dirk Strider/Damara Megido:   0
-----------------------
Rose Lalonde/Damara Megido:   0
-----------------------
Roxy Lalonde/Damara Megido:   0
-----------------------
Jade Harley/Damara Megido:   2
-----------------------
Jake English/Damara Megido:   0
-----------------------
: /

Conclusions I've drawn from this:

1: Dave is a PLAYA.

2: Damara is lonely. : /

3: Male incest is apparently the favourite thing for people to make their favourite characters do, given omnopotence. Can't say that was THAT much of a revelation.

Damara was actually unpopular enough that I thought that I misspelled her name, but when I saw she had a few fics with John, I realized that she was just that unpopular. It does kinda make sense though. She is weird by the internet's standards. For those who haven't yet, look at her chat logs. (I mean, JESUS.)

Don't really have much to say about #3 though. I've noticed that from internet-ing around, but I never really got it. Eh, internet's gonna internet I guess.

frostshotgg · « **Reply #50459 on:** December 09, 2014, 09:46:56 pm »

Damara is the character made to fuck with the shippers. She's doing her job as one of the parody ancestors.

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