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[Rose]

What happens with doomed timelines, then?

Do they just not get LE in them?

[Arx]

Everyone dies horribly, usually. I'm not quite sure why that is.

[Elephant Parade]

Everyone dies horribly, usually. I'm not quite sure why that is.

I would assume it's to give people an incentive to avoid dooming their timelines?

[Putnam]

They cease to exist; we saw one way back in Act 3...

[Graknorke]

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Depending on how abstract this is, there might be a way to take someones sylladex after their death. Or maybe that just applies to the Wallet modus?

No, John was rifling through grimdark Rose's sylladex after she died.

[Gatleos]

The point is, she's the only one who can return it to normal size.

[Sergarr]

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Man that glitch aura and the corresponding audio is freaky. Also why Typheus looks like Yaldabaoth? A result of Caliborn's corruption turning all denizens into Yaldabaoth, or natural state of happenings?

EDIT: What.

"Your bro had a lot of junk like this manufactured over the years. He patented the technology for producing THREE DIMENSIONAL JPEG ARTIFACTS, to make products shittier than was ever previously imaginable. He made a killing off them. Not because anyone bought this garbage. But because they were so cheap to manufacture, their cost was actually NEGATIVE, therefore miraculously netting him profit for every unit produced. He made so much money this way, he had enough to finance manned space missions to haul all of the hideous unwanted jpeg shit off the Earth, and launch it into the sun. But years thereafter, every now and then someone would report a stray shitty skateboard slowly drifting back into Earth's atmosphere. People would pray they would burn up on reentry. But they never would. "

[Doomblade187]

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Man that glitch aura and the corresponding audio is freaky. Also why Typheus looks like Yaldabaoth? A result of Caliborn's corruption turning all denizens into Yaldabaoth, or natural state of happenings?

EDIT: What.

"Your bro had a lot of junk like this manufactured over the years. He patented the technology for producing THREE DIMENSIONAL JPEG ARTIFACTS, to make products shittier than was ever previously imaginable. He made a killing off them. Not because anyone bought this garbage. But because they were so cheap to manufacture, their cost was actually NEGATIVE, therefore miraculously netting him profit for every unit produced. He made so much money this way, he had enough to finance manned space missions to haul all of the hideous unwanted jpeg shit off the Earth, and launch it into the sun. But years thereafter, every now and then someone would report a stray shitty skateboard slowly drifting back into Earth's atmosphere. People would pray they would burn up on reentry. But they never would. "

Hmm. There are a few ways that could be the source. I personally find it unlikely, though. But hey, who knows? It is Andrew Hussie, we're dealing with, people.

[Graknorke]

The point is, she's the only one who can return it to normal size.

Nonsense, we've seen ways to change the size of things.
For one we've seen magic powers work from the Furthest Ring, so there's not really a reason why she couldn't do it while dead. There's fenestrated planes, which change how big stuff is. And a whole host of other teleportation things going on that could potentially have some convoluted Problem Sleuth-like setup to make a thing be a different size.

[Putnam]

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Man that glitch aura and the corresponding audio is freaky. Also why Typheus looks like Yaldabaoth? A result of Caliborn's corruption turning all denizens into Yaldabaoth, or natural state of happenings?

EDIT: What.

"Your bro had a lot of junk like this manufactured over the years. He patented the technology for producing THREE DIMENSIONAL JPEG ARTIFACTS, to make products shittier than was ever previously imaginable. He made a killing off them. Not because anyone bought this garbage. But because they were so cheap to manufacture, their cost was actually NEGATIVE, therefore miraculously netting him profit for every unit produced. He made so much money this way, he had enough to finance manned space missions to haul all of the hideous unwanted jpeg shit off the Earth, and launch it into the sun. But years thereafter, every now and then someone would report a stray shitty skateboard slowly drifting back into Earth's atmosphere. People would pray they would burn up on reentry. But they never would. "

Hmm. There are a few ways that could be the source. I personally find it unlikely, though. But hey, who knows? It is Andrew Hussie, we're dealing with, people.

Pretty sure this is where all that's coming from.

[Sergarr]

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Man that glitch aura and the corresponding audio is freaky. Also why Typheus looks like Yaldabaoth? A result of Caliborn's corruption turning all denizens into Yaldabaoth, or natural state of happenings?

EDIT: What.

"Your bro had a lot of junk like this manufactured over the years. He patented the technology for producing THREE DIMENSIONAL JPEG ARTIFACTS, to make products shittier than was ever previously imaginable. He made a killing off them. Not because anyone bought this garbage. But because they were so cheap to manufacture, their cost was actually NEGATIVE, therefore miraculously netting him profit for every unit produced. He made so much money this way, he had enough to finance manned space missions to haul all of the hideous unwanted jpeg shit off the Earth, and launch it into the sun. But years thereafter, every now and then someone would report a stray shitty skateboard slowly drifting back into Earth's atmosphere. People would pray they would burn up on reentry. But they never would. "

Hmm. There are a few ways that could be the source. I personally find it unlikely, though. But hey, who knows? It is Andrew Hussie, we're dealing with, people.

Pretty sure this is where all that's coming from.

Caliborn is a master of all red herrings, remember? That stuff he did there may be only circumstantially simultaneous with the actual source of this stuff. And seeing as Dave (who has produced endless quantities of that) was also designed by Condense as the one to fight Lord English...

[Rolan7]

And seeing as Dave (who has produced endless quantities of that) was also designed by Condense as the one to fight Lord English...

Wait what

[Gatleos]

The point is, she's the only one who can return it to normal size.

Nonsense, we've seen ways to change the size of things.
For one we've seen magic powers work from the Furthest Ring, so there's not really a reason why she couldn't do it while dead. There's fenestrated planes, which change how big stuff is. And a whole host of other teleportation things going on that could potentially have some convoluted Problem Sleuth-like setup to make a thing be a different size.

Hmm, that's true. Still, I'm pretty sure the forge was destroyed when it smashed into another planet, so the whole Ultimate Alchemy thing might be impossible. That's just speculation like every other goddamn thing in this comic though.

[Sergarr]

And seeing as Dave (who has produced endless quantities of that) was also designed by Condense as the one to fight Lord English...

Wait what

Remember Caledfwlch sword?

[Rolan7]

Edit: Re-read and looked up the sword, now I understand better thanks