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[Putnam]

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/40585720/Combined_Formspring_Web_Aug-28-2011.htm#andrewhussie2065427522

ha

[Sergarr]

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/40585720/Combined_Formspring_Web_Aug-28-2011.htm#andrewhussie2065427522

ha

talk about feature creep

also I just checked and Calliope has said 11 "PLEASE"-es in a row.

[Graknorke]

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What The Hell. This Makes No Sense. Although I'll Probably Figure It Out Upon Further Vigorous Contemplation.

Also:

YIFFYIFF?

What don't you understand?

[Arcvasti]

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What The Hell. This Makes No Sense. Although I'll Probably Figure It Out Upon Further Vigorous Contemplation.

Also:

YIFFYIFF?

What don't you understand?

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Yiffyiff just sounds like a silly[And yet adorable] name. Upon reflection, it seems that the John we've been following so far make THE CHOICE and chose to get preemptively murdered by his Denizen[Who apparently have the same kind of retcon powers as John?] to somehow prevent the disaster of GAMEOVER. And Future!Callioppe looks/is awesome, especially compared to how silly Other!Callioppe is/looks.

[Mageziya]

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Ahh,

a good old-fashioned case of Homestuck getting fucking weird.

Questions now: What's the Alpha timeline? Which timeline is a doomed timeline? Is this Jade alive?

Also, if the doomed timeline is the one with the glitches, then where the fuck does everything diverge?

Is the timeline split literally when the golden-ship enters the b2 session? (Okay, it's when LOWAS explodes, but everything on the meteor and in b2 before then should be unchanged.) He couldn't undo that much of the story, could he? He's said that's there's not much of the comic left...

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

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He couldn't undo that much of the story, could he? He's said that's there's not much of the comic left...

He could, but, with the exception of Jade being lonely for a time, everything could be the same.

[Arcvasti]

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Ahh,

a good old-fashioned case of Homestuck getting fucking weird.

Questions now: What's the Alpha timeline? Which timeline is a doomed timeline? Is this Jade alive?

Also, if the doomed timeline is the one with the glitches, then where the fuck does everything diverge?

Is the timeline split literally when the golden-ship enters the b2 session? (Okay, it's when LOWAS explodes, but everything on the meteor and in b2 before then should be unchanged.) He couldn't undo that much of the story, could he? He's said that's there's not much of the comic left...

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Pretty sure that the Denizens have John's retcon power. They give it out, so they probably also possess it. There are no doomed timelines, it was always this way. Since I'm pretty sure this is Alpha Jade, I have no idea what went down in the whole GAMEOVER thing with the new changes in the timeline. Wait... Without John, Aranea probably wouldn't have come back to life. Which is one of the main reasons everything went to hell. Jade is still dead, but she might have died in a different way, which will be revealed through SPOOKY FLASHBACKS.

[Putnam]

That's a pretty big friggin stretch.

[Mageziya]

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Ahh,

a good old-fashioned case of Homestuck getting fucking weird.

Questions now: What's the Alpha timeline? Which timeline is a doomed timeline? Is this Jade alive?

Also, if the doomed timeline is the one with the glitches, then where the fuck does everything diverge?

Is the timeline split literally when the golden-ship enters the b2 session? (Okay, it's when LOWAS explodes, but everything on the meteor and in b2 before then should be unchanged.) He couldn't undo that much of the story, could he? He's said that's there's not much of the comic left...

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. Jade is still dead, but she might have died in a different way, which will be revealed through SPOOKY FLASHBACKS.

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There's actually no proof that she's dead. Living dreamers and the very-recently deceased remember and look the same in the dream bubbles. She is basically Schrödinger's God Dog right now.

[Elephant Parade]

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Ahh,

a good old-fashioned case of Homestuck getting fucking weird.

Questions now: What's the Alpha timeline? Which timeline is a doomed timeline? Is this Jade alive?

Also, if the doomed timeline is the one with the glitches, then where the fuck does everything diverge?

Is the timeline split literally when the golden-ship enters the b2 session? (Okay, it's when LOWAS explodes, but everything on the meteor and in b2 before then should be unchanged.) He couldn't undo that much of the story, could he? He's said that's there's not much of the comic left...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

. Jade is still dead, but she might have died in a different way, which will be revealed through SPOOKY FLASHBACKS.

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There's actually no proof that she's dead. Living dreamers and the very-recently deceased remember and look the same in the dream bubbles. She is basically Schrödinger's God Dog right now.

What about the clock? Or was it obscured by the refrance?

[TherosPherae]

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Ahh,

a good old-fashioned case of Homestuck getting fucking weird.

Questions now: What's the Alpha timeline? Which timeline is a doomed timeline? Is this Jade alive?

Also, if the doomed timeline is the one with the glitches, then where the fuck does everything diverge?

Is the timeline split literally when the golden-ship enters the b2 session? (Okay, it's when LOWAS explodes, but everything on the meteor and in b2 before then should be unchanged.) He couldn't undo that much of the story, could he? He's said that's there's not much of the comic left...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

. Jade is still dead, but she might have died in a different way, which will be revealed through SPOOKY FLASHBACKS.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

There's actually no proof that she's dead. Living dreamers and the very-recently deceased remember and look the same in the dream bubbles. She is basically Schrödinger's God Dog right now.

What about the clock? Or was it obscured by the refrance?

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Oh, THAT Jade's dead. This is a different one.

[Mageziya]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Ahh,

a good old-fashioned case of Homestuck getting fucking weird.

Questions now: What's the Alpha timeline? Which timeline is a doomed timeline? Is this Jade alive?

Also, if the doomed timeline is the one with the glitches, then where the fuck does everything diverge?

Is the timeline split literally when the golden-ship enters the b2 session? (Okay, it's when LOWAS explodes, but everything on the meteor and in b2 before then should be unchanged.) He couldn't undo that much of the story, could he? He's said that's there's not much of the comic left...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

. Jade is still dead, but she might have died in a different way, which will be revealed through SPOOKY FLASHBACKS.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

There's actually no proof that she's dead. Living dreamers and the very-recently deceased remember and look the same in the dream bubbles. She is basically Schrödinger's God Dog right now.

What about the clock? Or was it obscured by the refrance?

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That was the Jade from the fucked-over glitchy timeline of S Gameover. That Jade, the Jade that was Grimbark, is dead.

This Jade that is with Calliope is not the Jade that was crushed by the house. She's from a completely different timeline and thus, due to lack of information, could be either dead or alive. This will not be known until directly observed, like Schrödinger's Cat.

Edit: Post was Ninja'd. Just going to post it anyway.

[Sergarr]

As Doc Scratch said, "The alpha timeline is defined as the one which contains both my birth and my death, which are circumstantially simultaneous."

Maybe this is a hint?

[Putnam]

Holy shit.

If the Alpha is defined that way, then perhaps that's where Lord English gets a good chunk of his shit; he cannot be in a doomed timeline. Where he is alive, that is the Alpha. It's how he's always already there; he can time travel and whatever he does proactively changes the timeline to suit him, with no fear of paradox. This even fits with the fact that he used the Weapon; when John used it, he got the ability to retroactively change the timeline rather than proactively.

On the other hand, I'm pulling the majority of this out of my ass.

[Kilojoule Proton]

I wonder if anyone has compiled a list of potentially circumstantially simultaneous events in recent update history. That might help with testing for Alpha timelines.