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[Mageziya]

Spoiler: Potato (click to show/hide)

So John's evasion was a combo of his windy powers and The Weapon. The only problem with this is, as time goes on, it seems to take longer inbetween each warp. Inbefore he warps right in front of )(IC/Grimbark/OBEY.

[FuzzyZergling]

Dave is the best.
The best.

[Mageziya]

On Dave's comments on females ripping out plumbing fixtures...

Is true.

Every single incident of toilets and the like being ripped out has been by a female character.

Rose: Ripped out John's toilet and bathtub.

Jade: Ripped out Dave's Toilet.

Terezi: Ripped out Karkat's Toilet

Kanaya: Ripped out Vriska's Toilet to threaten her to stop harassing Tavros.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Aradia: Ripped out Equius' bathtub and threw it through his wall.

[Mageziya]

I'm not sure if this is intended, or was just something coincidental that Hussie noticed.

Probably the later, seeing as to how much he has done it before.

[Putnam]

Definitely intentional.

[penguinofhonor]

If you're talking about the original "getting a bathroom appliance thrown through a wall", then duh. That was a really obvious callback.

If you're talking about it being a girl specifically every time, I doubt he was like "I'm always going to have a girl do this callback!" It was probably just one of the ways that he found best paralleled the original John/Rose situation.

[Blade Master Model 42]

Oh man, I dunno if potato or update, but

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I fully expect Dave to turn around, and John zap out again.

Also oh my god, I couldn't stop laughing at the selfies either.

[Mageziya]

And on the note of the update,

  I've realized, (I admit I didn't come up with this 100%), if John is still under The Weapon's effects, then that means he could potentially reach Calliborn again, right? The cartridge is currently filled full of dust, right? How were old, dusty video game cartridges fixed? By blowing in them? And what happen to be John's powers? Wind you say?

I think that explains what I'm thinking right now.

[ggamer]

What if Can Mayor is the actual villian of the series?

Think about it, he started out as a normal carapace, but with a few modifications to make other beings like him more. He slowly orchestrates everything and, right up until he double crosses everyone. His final goal would probably be the abolition of SBURB as a game, so that there would no longer be any conflict associated with the game. All of the actions taken by the bigger players are just small moves in this game.

I mainly think this because it would be the shittiest twist ever

[Remuthra]

Unfortunately, it was explicitly stated that Lord English is the main villain.

[Mageziya]

Anything goes at this rate.

ANY-THING.

What bothers me is how everyone sees Lord English as the ultimate villain, even though he is not the final turtle. He, if none of the crack-pot Caliborn hypothesizes (Hypothesis, not Theory, people need to learn this.) are true, is but another player in the game. Who are the orchestrators behind this grand/horrifying creation known as SBURB/SGRUB/HIVEBENT? What is their real reason for creating it? We will most likely never know.

[Putnam]

Paradox space itself created Sburb as a method of self-propagation.

[Mageziya]

But who where when why how?

Humanity still has yet to find an accurate explanation for beginning of everything, before creation.

[Remuthra]

But who where when why how?

Yes.
Things exist in the first place because they existed in the first place. All parallel universes where this didn't happen were exterminated by action heroes from other parallel universes who then destroyed their own existences.