But of course! Andrej "Maverick Maddog" Hussie stated in one of his TRUE and HONEST formspring answers(amounting to a sworn declaration), that all of his characters are just him talking in a funny voice whilst wearing a peruke of embarassingly low quality. As was evident according to my theory on Authorial Inversion(see my expose on the topic from the 21st of July of yesteryear and my treatise on the field of Blatant Switcheroos AD 2011) the character going by the name of "AH" in the ongoing visual novellette known as Homestruck is quite evidently the ectobiological son-spawn of Karkat "Greyman" Vantas and Johann "Doktor" Egbert.
I am persiflaging a very distinct kind of tumblrite here
Given the undoubtable presence of an Ectogenetic "Dominance Ladder"(compare the extracted JPEG ressources from "[s]Jade: Jam & Slam" and its similiarity to Dave "Solomon" Stridée's reconstructed echeladder linked in the list of references), and the connection between the activated Blood aspect and dominance, it is obvious that "AH", despite his stylisated depiction in-story, has more similarity to a Beforian Cuddle Drone than to a human; the auteur himself acknoledges this by giving his avatar not only unnatural yellow skin, but also a sensual attraction to a crippled troll noble(DO YOU SEE THE CONNECTION ALREADY)
I know I don't
This similiarity stems from the Vantases' genetic makeup, as I elaborated in "Nic Got Tiger: Nic Cage and the MSPAian view on Neoliberalism"(Ochsenfurt, 2013), which, by contamination during the theoretical Incestous Slurrification, contains mitochondrial DNA from the Iperiteian branch of the Troll species, just like the biological Drones and His Honorable Tyranny. (As became evident by, among other things, the spiritual connection Karkat developed to the bucket John mashed into his face)
What does that mean, firsthand? Not only is Karkat seven feet tall, has spiked elbows and talks in snarls, Hussie does as well.
To be continued.
God I hope not
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