It is done.
These spaces are really good places to hide stuff.I HAVE FINALLY CAUGHT UP.
I HAVE FINALLY REACHED THE END AND NEW BEGINNING OF WHO KNOWS HOW MANY HOURS OF MY LIFE!
La de da de daI suppose I should start from the beginning.
In the beginning It all started, late one night, when I was browsing SFM videos, and came across
this particular video. The music seemed oddly familiar, though checking the video description confirmed that I had never heard it before. So I searched Youtube and came across
this. I poked through various related videos, enjoying the music and what not. (In fact, one of the first songs I came across was
Cascade.) While the related videos have changed since then, I eventually came to the realization of, "Oh, this, '"Homest
ruck"' is where those weird gray-skinned people with orange horns come from!"
I searched, I saw, I searched, I saw, I sold my soul.After that, using my terrible
Google-FuTM, one of the first things I searched was, "What is Homest
ruck?" One of the pages I read while 'researching' was the Know Your Meme page on Homestuck. (Note: I did not watch the video, and still haven't. Apparently, it's terrible, so lucky me.) At some point I decided to hunt down and read beginning of the comic itself. At first I was wary, due to the all consuming nature of such a subject. Thankfully, at least in the moment, I found the beginning dull, and stopped reading for a bit. I should mention that I think this took place over a few days, not just that night, but it was months ago, so I don't recall.
You all know what happened next. However, I came back. I read, I saw, and lost 50 or so hours of my life over the next few months. The rest is history. The funny thing, is I actually remember Homestuck from earlier in my life. I remember, vaguely, 'playing' Homestuck some few years ago, but stopped since I found it boring. I suppose it was a good thing I didn't get into it then, since that could of complicated things then.
This fandom is terrifying. I don't know what to talk about now, other than random stuff pertaining to Homestuck. Such as how every person's hair is a DAMN BIRD if you look at it. Also, Jade's hair looks like dog ears from the right angle.
Oh god the shipping, FUCK TH4T SH1T! I suppose I should go into more details of my reading. Act 1 I found dull at first, but then it grew on me. Looking back at it in retrospect, I miss it. I miss when everything was so much simpler and less depressing. Act 2 and 3 I remember, but I don't remember the specific details. I did read the intermission, and I'm glad I did, since it was later on very important. I remember around ACT 4 getting exasperated by the wall after wall of text, but got used to it. Now that I mention the walls of text the trolls threw at us, I want to go back and re-read the early parts of Homestuck, to see the old troll logs, now that I know who the trolls are and what not. Who was the troll that got severely counter-trolled by Dave? Tavros? Anyway, Act 5. This is where I got bored again. I found the trolls so dull initially. It wasn't until Act 5 Act 2 that I was interested again.
DAVExJADE. OH FUCK. Did I just say/write that!? Act 5, Act 2, is also where people started dieing left and right. I had heard that people died a lot in this, so I was careful not to develop any attachments to any of the characters. (Except for WV/Mayor, and you all should know how that went.) This didn't mean I didn't hate some of the characters. The one troll I enjoyed seeing die also happened to be
my Patron Troll, but I don't care, he was an ass and a half.
My god, it has come back to consume and haunt my soul. SHIPPING Anyway, onto,
S:Cascade:EOA5. My initial goal was to reach this before 4/13/13, and I was successful in that. I must say, my simple peanut of a brain imploded itself when it realized the border had been changing sizes. "What the hell!? Why does this occupy my entire monitor!?" As mentioned earlier, I had heard music for
Cascade., though I hadn't managed to figure out what the image meant until I finally watched the flash. I should mention though, Jade's animation really bothered me for some reason. I think it was because all the flash animations in Homestuck are nothing but the clever use of sliding and very low-frame animations. In general, using sliding for Human animations just doesn't look good, even if it saves a fuck-ton of time.
I wasn't joking about that ship. For some weird reason, people despise that one more than any other ship. Act 6, Act-ception. That started to get ridiculous. Act 6 Act 5 Act 2!? (Which was terrifying, by the way.) Act 6 Intermission 5 INTERMISSION 5!? Ironically, Act 6 has been far shorter than I expected/was lead on to believe. Anyway, Act 6 in a nutshell: alpha kids, romance shenanigans, Mr. Erisol flipping Jake off, Trickster mode (OH GOD), A new species of
Assholes Aliens, )(IC, Dancestors, The Golden
Ship Boat, Rose getting shit-faced, and so on.
Something to do with how normal and boring the ship is? Not sure what to talk about, other than that the fandom is horrifying and a Homestuck Anime would be an ill-fated pile of crap due to the text logs and hypertext style of the comic.
Oh fuck I'm out of transparent ink. That's all I can think of for now. Now I need to figure out a way to regain the 50+ hours of my life I lost.