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[FuzzyZergling]

John's face is kawaii as fuck.
If Dirk was here, he would have a heart attack.

[frostshotgg]

And another year of Homestuck come and gone. On to year five. I remember hearing once that Hussie only thought Homestuck would last about a year. Oh, how wrong he was.

I believe he actually meant an eternal year, eg 365 days of eternity. So he still has quite a while to go.

[Rolan7]

4/13/09 - 4/13/13
Wow... so much time.  So much homestuck.  I remember I joined right as-
wait
4/13/09 - 4/13/13
...
FOUR MORE YEARS! FOUR MORE YEARS!  FOUR MORE YEARS!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

EXCEPT NOT REALLY BECAUSE WE NEED AN ENDING!

[Max White]

Remember last time when we asked Hussie to stop with the annoying teen drama and get some fucking plot, and then the Trickster thing happened?
I think Hussie is kind of like one of those asshole genies... As such, don't ask for an ending, you won't like it.

[CJ1145]

Teeny-tiny update.

I forgot about the disks, I won't lie.

[darklord92]

-UPDATE-

WELL THAN. That's all folks! We got an ending!

[Max White]

As such, don't ask for an ending, you won't like it.

what did i tell you...
WHAT DID I FUCKING TELL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
We bought this upon ourselves! I mean it is somewhat blatantly obvious that Hussie reads this thread, as has been objectively proven in the past, why would you even mention an ending?

[darklord92]

As such, don't ask for an ending, you won't like it.

what did i tell you...
WHAT DID I FUCKING TELL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
We bought this upon ourselves! I mean it is somewhat blatantly obvious that Hussie reads this thread, as has been objectively proven in the past, why would you even mention an ending?

Because he is trying to lull the wild Hussie into a false sense of security, so that he will post in this thread and reveal himself to have actually been watching this thread the whole time.

[Max White]

Pfft, we all know Jim Groovster is Hussie. He posts all the time.

[Bauglir]

This is the single most appropriate thing Hussie's ever done with Homestuck.

[Cerol Lenslens]

What a shitty twist.

[Devling]

What a shitty twist.

Caliborn is the best at shitty twists. You simply can't beat him.

[Jim Groovester]

Pfft, we all know Jim Groovster is Hussie. He posts all the time.

It's true.

I bet I had all of you fooled with the "This comic blows it fucking sucks and is terrible" act, didn't I?

I'm sure you have many questions. I'm prepared to answer them in the most flippant and insulting way possible, in true Hussie style, like the way the old formspring used to be.

[Soadreqm]

EXCEPT NOT REALLY BECAUSE WE NEED AN ENDING!

What did you do? What did you do!?

[Liber celi]

Homestuck was the story of four Children, being stuck not only in their physical homes but in the very concept of their homes: A white-collared suburbian neighbourhood with dark themes of desolation and constant observation, a deceptionally luxurious hideout in the woods, little more than a bump on a kafkaesque factory, a flat in some Texan inner city(the horror) and a lone island, symbol of hermitship, full of plastic mysticism and taxidermy.

Only in meeting each other, this concepts could collide, negate, annul themselves, only in meeting each other, the Kids could become truly not Homestuck, truly HomeUnstuck.
somebody will take this seriously again, right?
Therefore, Homestuck is no more. The spell is lifted, and who should care if in the emptiness of a long lost webcomic's shell a mad demigod laughs and rages against the darkness? It is over. We are not Homestuckstuck anymore. Now we are Homestuckstuckstuck_{stuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuck.}