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[Putnam]

that's why I included a link

also, I would have said

Spoiler: There isn't an update don't get excited (click to show/hide)

"I love the song in the new update."

If there were one, which there isn't.

[Remuthra]

Back to Bay 12 News!

Update Update: Still no update.

Now let's hear this evening's argument forecast!

[Devling]

that's why I included a link

also, I would have said

Spoiler: There isn't an update don't get excited (click to show/hide)

"I love the song in the new update."

If there were one, which there isn't.

I know, but I just saw it in my updated thread box, and I was excited for half a second.
Cool song though.

[Blade Master Model 42]

Now let's hear this evening's argument forecast!

Thanks Remuthra. Tonight's arguments are predicted to include disputes over whether or not Jade can take Dave and the trolls, sub-disputes over Rose's ability to contribute to a battle in her inebriated condition, and false update shaming. Back to you.

[Rolan7]

Now let's hear this evening's argument forecast!

I think someone asked for my opinion of Vriska after I wrote that thing on Eridan...

So obviously Vriska is the [REDACTED] troll in Homestuck.  Anyone who disagrees is an idiot!!!!!!!!  As evidence I point to the one time she [REDACTED], which was clearly the defining point of her character.  Hussie even tried to marry her, which is proof that she is [REDACTED].

And then there's her relationship with Tavros.  Enough said!

The odd thing about Vriska is that some people love her and some people hate her.  Half those people are definitely too dumb to live, so they are actually fake votes from some other, even dumber, group of people.

If Vriska doesn't [REDACTED] soon then I will definitely quit reading Homestuck FOR EVER!!!!!!!! (or [REDACTED] days, whichever comes first).

Edit: I may have finished reading True Homestruck Facts recently...

[Devling]

There are dark places in the fandoms.
Dark places no whole man should dwell in.

[Meansdarling]

Man, a lot happened while I wasn't looking.

What was with the frantic update schedule?

I mean, does it mean something when Hussie is sending the panels out this fast?

Narrative-wise it makes things seem to be happening in an out of control way.

[hops]

It means Hussie have been grabbing random panels and slapping John on them while he actually work between the filler.

[Liber celi]

Thanks Remuthra. Tonight's arguments are predicted to include disputes over whether or not Jade can take Dave and the trolls, sub-disputes over Rose's ability to contribute to a battle in her inebriated condition, and false update shaming. Back to you.

That is the reason you have your Seers do their job: The meteor crew doesn't stand a chance because Jade wouldn't be there if they had one. LE is a Lord of Time and Caliborn could watch most of Homestuck, after all. Dave will be going straight back to the Outer Ring or otherwise out of the picture, Rose to a drunk tank deep in the bowels of the Dersite prison tract, the trolls to the Condesce so she can Serket them, except for Gamzee who will go whereever he wants/needs to be.
The Mayor doesn't matter in the big picture.;_;
;_;
PM and Jack are almost certainly communable/contollable, but I am also pretty sure they have more willpower than Jade. That will probably not help at least one of them since we still need a connection between LE and the Green Sun. If the Bad Guys really plan some kind of alchemy to summon LE either one or both of the Ringbearers Eightfold will be educt. Their survival chances: Medium.

And then it is John Egbert vs. the Multiverse.


Most of this will not happen, because Homestuck never does what I expect from it.

[Max White]

I'm pretty sure Dave could stop Jade.
I mean when you look at what other Time powers some players have had, you realize that the ability to time freeze so easily is both rare and hard to resist. I'm confident that Dave could put almost anybody on ice. Lord English and Aradia being the most obvious exceptions.

[hops]

Despite Jade's First Guardian power, I'm pretty sure Dave can still take her one on one. He's Dave Martha Frog King Strider.

[Max White]

He could take the imps, and they had first guardian powers...
That raises a good point, wouldn't he have had an easier time fighting Jack back with Jade? Between time stopping powers and the auto-harley ability, it should have been a cake walk, right?

[hops]

He wasn't a God-Tier hack then.

[Osmosis Jones]

Is that an update?

[Max White]

Aye boy, that she be!