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[OREOSOME]

Oh god, I know why the Condesce wanted a god-tier life player.

She wants to ressurect her race :O

And it just so happens that a meteor filled with trolls is coming towards her.

[Max White]

Well, with four trolls. One of them being a crazy ass clown, one dating a human, one may/may not be dead and one of them a mutant that she probably wants nothing to do with, after what the last one with red blood did and all.

[Slayerhero90]

Well, with four trolls. One of them being a crazy ass clown, one dating a human, one may/may not be dead and one of them a mutant that she probably wants nothing to do with, after what the last one with red blood did and all.

Wait where was it decided that it was half possible that Terezi's dead?

[Max White]

We haven't seen her eyes since forever, leading to speculation that she is either dead, or not blind.
Sollux, as the Mage of Doom, prophesied the death of all trolls...

[OREOSOME]

But remember, there is the lifey thing. The corpses are still somewhere on the meteor.

[frostshotgg]

It's worth noting that Kanaya is technically dead because rainbow drinker, so we're left with one crazed male, one mutant male, and one female. Not exactly the best eugenics starting point.

[Karnewarrior]

It's worth noting that Kanaya is technically dead because rainbow drinker, so we're left with one crazed male, one mutant male, and one female. Not exactly the best eugenics starting point.

If only we had a knight of Radiation.

[Darvi]

It's worth noting that Kanaya is technically dead because rainbow drinker, so we're left with one crazed male, one mutant male, and one female. Not exactly the best eugenics starting point.

AHAHAHAHA as if gender was ever an issue with troll reproduction.

[frostshotgg]

I think the bigger issue is that only one of them has a heart and a spade. That means only one contribution to the whateverthebucketsarecalled, which means that trolls would become seriously inbred.

[Graknorke]

It's worth noting that Kanaya is technically dead because rainbow drinker, so we're left with one crazed male, one mutant male, and one female. Not exactly the best eugenics starting point.

AHAHAHAHA as if gender was ever an issue with troll reproduction.

It's still a sample of three. That's not much biodiversity at all.

[Max White]

Why do trolls even have gender? Also, is gender, like land/seadwelling based on bloodtype?

[Slayerhero90]

INBREED THE VIOLENCE OUT!

[frostshotgg]

I don't think there's actually been any in-story distinction between them. Like, they've never talked about gender. It's purely a construct of the fans.

[Jim Groovester]

Why do trolls even have gender? Also, is gender, like land/seadwelling based on bloodtype?

You should've been here in the summer of 2010 when people were all about talking about this stuff.

Gender is vestigal. No, gender is not determined by blood type.

[Liber celi]

Why do trolls even have gender? Also, is gender, like land/seadwelling based on bloodtype?

In-story, it is vestigal, probably hinting at Troll reproduction having extremely changed in the not-so-distant past.
Out-of-story Hussie stated it is for easier identification.

INBREED THE VIOLENCE OUT!

What about simply appearifying paradox slime of a whole lot of Alternian trolls, alchemizing it into an proper Incestous Slurry and throwing in a freshly hatched mother grub?