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[Putnam]

Okay so if it's not a universal breath thing then there's no god damn way that I'm going to make more interactions.

[CJ1145]

You know, these past few updates made me realize something, which I guess I always knew but never had it put into perspective. Even WITHOUT the Green Sun's First Guardian powers, Jack is still a flying, tentacled swordmaster and crazed psychopath, and John is actually fighting with a distinct advantage. That is something that, in the past, only Bro was capable of.

John is officially, in-canon, as badass as Bro.

And also if the Egberts and Harleys ever meet up with Noir, it'll be Jade Jane John and Jake vs. Jack.

[Meansdarling]

The J's have it.
haha

[Darvi]

Aaaand maybe Alpha-dad.

Also that's kind of a disappointing potential send-off for a universe-destroying Heavy.

[Graknorke]

Jeez, Rose and John are kind of being assholes.
All Jack wants is to be left alone.

[Darvi]

Hey, payback's a bitch, and Jack's a dog. Match made in heaven.

[ShoesandHats]

Jeez, Rose and John are kind of being assholes.
All Jack wants is to be left alone.

To be fair, you'd probably react the same way if you got the opportunity to defeat the person who killed your only parent.

[ed boy]

That is something that, in the past, only Bro was capable of.

IIRC, Bro wasn't capable of that. Sure, he was able to avoid the insta-stab, but he wasn't hitting jack at all.

[Darvi]

KS update, the RNG is now officially a shipper.

[Osmosis Jones]

Oh man. Rose in that update. DEM BROWS!

Also John;

Remember early in the piece, when they talked about how an Heir was one of the weakest starting classes, but turned into an unstoppable juggernaut late game? It's happened. It's finally, finally happened. (And John still managed to derp out about it).

He's like... Schrodingers' Badass.

[Darvi]

Schrödinger nothing. Pure magikarp power at work here.

[Osmosis Jones]

I shouldn't have put the "Derp out" bit in parenthesis. That was what the Schrodinger bit was referring to (So, if we're troping it up, Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass).

[Dermonster]

Two million mark update.

[frostshotgg]

We have 2 days to make 500 thousand then we get digtal copies of homestuck.

[Darvi]

Like 5 posts too late, Derm.