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[Jim Groovester]

I wanted somebody to stab these annoying dead trolls, and look who shows up!

[Cerol Lenslens]

Yup, the guy who guessed Jack wins... something.

Anyways, I want to get some more Aranea action up in here. You can't tell me she hasn't researched the Beforus versions of the Alternia trolls, and I want exposition! Wanna bet Beforus!Karkat is the one who named the planet 'Beforus'?

[Diablous]

And it's Jack! Almost forgot about him, what with him being showed up by LE in terms of evil and destructiveness. And, damn, PM does not give up. Two years of fighting and reality falling apart around here will not stop her. That's admirable. And completely insane. So, Jack's going to try and hide in a dreambubble? ...he's going to try to kill whoever's in there, isn't he? Unless he's just so tired of fighting he can't muster up the energy to stab oh who am I kidding? This is Jack Noir, he's always up for killing people, and I doubt he will let them already being dead stop him.

[Teneb]

Yup, the guy who guessed Jack wins... something.

That would be me. I win the satisfaction of being right.

[SomeStupidGuy]

I want to see Bec Noir stabbing away at folks while they're just standing there.
I mean, English had to use murder beams to kill all those guys from before so I kinda doubt a regisword(or is that a cheap katana?) will do it.
Either way it ought to be entertaining.

[Meansdarling]

I wonder if they will all die the same as their Alternia counterparts did.
Cronus sliced in half, Meulen stabbed a bunch or beaten over the head...

Maybe a short epic battle? That'd be nice.

[penguinofhonor]

I was hoping WV. Do I get half credit for guessing the correct carapace color?

[Vorthon]

Dammit I really miss WV. That whole Cantown thing made me smile like a fool.

[Duke 2.0]

 Jack arrives at the dreambubble only for the Witch of Time to appear.

 He decides being frozen in place is a bad idea and avoids the bubble.

[Aqizzar]

At least we know Jack still has absolutely no problem killing people.  He'd just really like to not spend eternity in an impossible duel right now.

I wonder what semi-relevant character he's about to show his stabs to.  Probably again, statistically speaking.

[Bauglir]

I wonder what semi-relevant character he's about to show his stabs to.  Probably again, statistically speaking.

Huh, that raises an interesting point. Given that Act 5 could've been subtitled "Jack Noir Kills Everyone", Act 6 could be argued to serve the primary purpose of introducing us to characters Jack Noir has not yet killed.

[Pnx]

Ok, I'm really loving these dreambubble adventures. Though the large walls of text can be a bit much to digest.

[Karnewarrior]

Ok, I'm really loving these dreambubble adventures. Though the large walls of text can be a bit much to digest.

I just skipped over Kankri's stuff.
It zoomed out for me. HTML5 wins forever.

[Aqizzar]

Ok, I'm really loving these dreambubble adventures. Though the large walls of text can be a bit much to digest.

I just skipped over Kankri's stuff.
It zoomed out for me. HTML5 wins forever.

That's the joke.  You're supposed to skip past Kankri's shit.

Act 6 could be argued to serve the primary purpose of introducing us to characters Jack Noir has not yet killed.

Hmm... Lord English sure has been a visible presence in Act 6.  HMMMMMMMM

[SomeStupidGuy]

Jack will be the first one to join Meenah's army, it just makes sense.